Why Chocolate is better than a Man (according to aphrodisiology.com)
* A Good chocolate bar is not hard to find.
* A bar of chocolate doesn’t bore you by constantly talking about sports.
* A chocolate penis won't make you pregnant.
* A large piece of chocolate lasts longer, but even a small morsel is satisfying.
* After telling your chocolate bar all your worries you can simply eat it.
* Chocolate accommodates your schedule. It's easy to GET chocolate any time you want!!!
* Chocolate won't complain if you take it shopping for shoes.
* Chocolate can satisfy you even if it's gone soft.
* Chocolate is just as attractive when you're sober.
* Chocolate is not afraid of the word "commitment"
* Chocolate might make a mess in your bed if you let it, but it won't make you sleep on a wet spot.
* Chocolate will never ask you to wear a wig and scream "Who's your Daddy?"
* Chocolate won't clean the bathroom, but it won't pee on the rim and forget to lower the seat.
* Chocolate won't fall asleep immediately afterwards.
* Chocolate won't take the remote control away from you, lose it, and blame it on you.
* Even if you have to pay for your chocolate, it's affordable.
* "If you love me, you'll swallow" has real meaning with chocolate.
* If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind.
* No matter what kind of chocolate you like, it's legal.
* No one has ever been jilted by a chocolate bon-bon.
* Nobody gossips about who you had chocolate with.
* There's no shame in admitting you have chocolate on your own.
* When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbors awake.
* With a chocolate truffle, there's no need to fake it.
* With chocolate, size doesn't matter.
* You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.
* You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle. Chocolate is never jealous.
* You can have chocolate at any time of the month.
* You can have chocolate in front of your parents. Your Mother will never dissaprove of your taste in chocolates.
* You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.
* You can have chocolate while you are driving without being irresponsible
* You can have chocolate with a whole group of friends without being obscene.
* You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.
* You can share chocolates with your best friend.
* Chocolate rarely disappoints a woman!
* A bar of chocolate doesn’t bore you by constantly talking about sports.
* A chocolate penis won't make you pregnant.
* A large piece of chocolate lasts longer, but even a small morsel is satisfying.
* After telling your chocolate bar all your worries you can simply eat it.
* Chocolate accommodates your schedule. It's easy to GET chocolate any time you want!!!
* Chocolate won't complain if you take it shopping for shoes.
* Chocolate can satisfy you even if it's gone soft.
* Chocolate is just as attractive when you're sober.
* Chocolate is not afraid of the word "commitment"
* Chocolate might make a mess in your bed if you let it, but it won't make you sleep on a wet spot.
* Chocolate will never ask you to wear a wig and scream "Who's your Daddy?"
* Chocolate won't clean the bathroom, but it won't pee on the rim and forget to lower the seat.
* Chocolate won't fall asleep immediately afterwards.
* Chocolate won't take the remote control away from you, lose it, and blame it on you.
* Even if you have to pay for your chocolate, it's affordable.
* "If you love me, you'll swallow" has real meaning with chocolate.
* If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind.
* No matter what kind of chocolate you like, it's legal.
* No one has ever been jilted by a chocolate bon-bon.
* Nobody gossips about who you had chocolate with.
* There's no shame in admitting you have chocolate on your own.
* When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbors awake.
* With a chocolate truffle, there's no need to fake it.
* With chocolate, size doesn't matter.
* You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.
* You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle. Chocolate is never jealous.
* You can have chocolate at any time of the month.
* You can have chocolate in front of your parents. Your Mother will never dissaprove of your taste in chocolates.
* You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.
* You can have chocolate while you are driving without being irresponsible
* You can have chocolate with a whole group of friends without being obscene.
* You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.
* You can share chocolates with your best friend.
* Chocolate rarely disappoints a woman!