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Convo with Moms:
during our phone conversation I see on the news that Heath Ledger was found dead.
Me: No Way! Heath Ledger is dead?
Mom: He did what?
Me: No. Heath Ledger, the guy who is the joker from Batman is dead.
Mom: ...... I don't know what you are saying.
Me: There is this guy, an actor named Heath Ledger and they..
Mom: Keith Majors?
Me: What?
Mom: What?
Me: Heath!
Mom: Keith?
Me: No Heath, with a "H" in the front.
Mom: Heeaaaph?
Me: What?
Me: No Heath!
Mom: How do you spell?
Me: H E A T H
Mom: Health?
Me: WHAT? no! take out the L, and what do you get?
Mom: I dont know what is his last name? Majors?
Me: Yes, Keith Majors is dead. Tell all your friends.