here's economics for you!
this is so cute! went bloghopping and found this in 06s7c's class blog -
A Professor at one of the IIM's (INDIA) was explaining marketing concept to the Students:
1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!"
That's Direct Marketing
2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and poin ting at you say: “He's very rich. Marry him."
That's Advertising
3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me."
That's Telemarketing
4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car)for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say: "By the way, I'm rich. Will you marry me?"
That's Public Relations
5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and say: "You are very rich! Can you marry me?"
That's Brand Recognition
6. You see a girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
That's Customer Feedback
7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband.
That's demand and supply gap
8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?" and she goes with him.
That's competition eating into your market share
9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: "I'm rich, marry me!" And your wife arrives.
That’s restriction for entering new markets
lol. don't you wish economics teachers explained concepts like this? ^___^
A Professor at one of the IIM's (INDIA) was explaining marketing concept to the Students:
1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!"
That's Direct Marketing
2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and poin ting at you say: “He's very rich. Marry him."
That's Advertising
3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me."
That's Telemarketing
4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car)for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say: "By the way, I'm rich. Will you marry me?"
That's Public Relations
5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and say: "You are very rich! Can you marry me?"
That's Brand Recognition
6. You see a girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
That's Customer Feedback
7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband.
That's demand and supply gap
8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?" and she goes with him.
That's competition eating into your market share
9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: "I'm rich, marry me!" And your wife arrives.
That’s restriction for entering new markets
lol. don't you wish economics teachers explained concepts like this? ^___^