Discussions with a Cabbie
JEFF is riding in a RAVEN CAB to PENN STATION on a rainy morning
CABBIE
Did you hear about that guy who yelled out the other night during the speech?
JEFF
(interested) Oh you mean Joe Wilson? From South Carolina?
CABBIE
What did you think about that?
JEFF
I thought he should learn to act like a grownup while he's in Congress!
CABBIE
(eyes narrow)Who do you think stood up first when Bush was speaking?
JEFF
Ummm... South Carolina?
CABBIE
No! When Bush gave his speech!
JEFF
(cuurious)No idea?
CABBIE
OBAMA! HE WAS THE FIRST TO SAY SOMETHING BAD ABOUT BUSH AND THE LIBERAL MEDIA WON'T TELL YOU THAT
JEFF
During the speech?
CABBIE
Uhhh
JEFF
What did he say?
CABBIE
I don't remember
JEFF
I'm sure you can make something up