Nov 22, 2009 18:50
According to some of the literature I'm reading right now, pseudocyesis, which we usually think of as occurring when a person really wants to be pregnant, is also occasionally caused by women being deeply terrified of pregnancy.
This is sort of like God's swan song of an FU to the female gender.
"Oh, the idea of swelling up and producing a baby fills you with dread and (probably rational) terror? More so than anyone else you've ever met? Well, guess what! I'm going to make you think you're pregnant. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....."
God does NOT like women.
Okay, God doesn't like men either - I should point out that he designed our biology for short lives driven by manual labor and constant dissatisfaction with our mating situation. Humanity's sort of a lose-lose proposition. Today's revelation from ab-psy.