Whisperings in the Woods...
Alright, since i seem to be getting a bit gabby in my doddering, demented, dessicated (and other "D" words) old age, i've once again decided to put pen to paper (or finger to poorly moulded chinese plastic) to tell you all some more shit.
This one's pretty simple, go and fucking listen to this band, if you don't you obviously have only one testicle, with the cancer that eroded the first slowly spreading to the second, at which point it will fuse the remnants of both testicles into a fleshy vehicle, which once completed, will house the conciousness of said cancer, allowing the cancer to make it's escape by ripping through the scrotal walls.
In regards to the ladies....fuck it, most of them are too retarded to know good music anyway :P (please note at this point i'm only using the ":P" to make all you over zealous women folk think i'm kidding, i'm not, but enjoy the emoticon anyway, surely it appeals to some "cuteness" retardation housed within your brains, and thus may mitigate some of the irate MSN messages that your planning on bombarding me with).
*ahem*
without further ado, (or mysogyny....actually, i promise nothing), i happily point you all towards "Myrkgrav" a fantastic folk metal/black metal thing, quite melodic, fantastic vocal harmonies, in general just some good writing. And the fucker who writes it all is 3 months older than me, which means yes, i'm largely wasting my life in an orgy of unproductiveness, but hey i'm white and live in a western country, it's my birthright.
Anyway, go listen to the fucking music, it's good shit, anyone who disagrees is obviously a few spears short of an armoury.
This one's pretty simple, go and fucking listen to this band, if you don't you obviously have only one testicle, with the cancer that eroded the first slowly spreading to the second, at which point it will fuse the remnants of both testicles into a fleshy vehicle, which once completed, will house the conciousness of said cancer, allowing the cancer to make it's escape by ripping through the scrotal walls.
In regards to the ladies....fuck it, most of them are too retarded to know good music anyway :P (please note at this point i'm only using the ":P" to make all you over zealous women folk think i'm kidding, i'm not, but enjoy the emoticon anyway, surely it appeals to some "cuteness" retardation housed within your brains, and thus may mitigate some of the irate MSN messages that your planning on bombarding me with).
*ahem*
without further ado, (or mysogyny....actually, i promise nothing), i happily point you all towards "Myrkgrav" a fantastic folk metal/black metal thing, quite melodic, fantastic vocal harmonies, in general just some good writing. And the fucker who writes it all is 3 months older than me, which means yes, i'm largely wasting my life in an orgy of unproductiveness, but hey i'm white and live in a western country, it's my birthright.
Anyway, go listen to the fucking music, it's good shit, anyone who disagrees is obviously a few spears short of an armoury.