Little press conference
This morning while giving a press conference and answering various questions, President Gooberhead, while speaking about Al Qaeda, explained to the press corp that they have an ideology, an ideology that they want to spread around the world and they are willing to use bombs to do so.
Hmmm...that sounds vaguely familiar to me.
Let me think....
I know I have heard something like this before....
Oh, that's right...it sounds just like us!
But they are different, you know, because Al Qaeda likes to kill innocent men, women and children to further their ideology.
Shit, that doesn't work either. Isn't that what we call collateral damage?
Hmmm...that sounds vaguely familiar to me.
Let me think....
I know I have heard something like this before....
Oh, that's right...it sounds just like us!
But they are different, you know, because Al Qaeda likes to kill innocent men, women and children to further their ideology.
Shit, that doesn't work either. Isn't that what we call collateral damage?