And then he got a sex-change and changed his name to Mrs-The-Monarch.

Jul 07, 2009 08:19

I recently received a package in the mail. It was a book I bought through ebay, a book I need for my postgraduate course. The Norton Anthology of English Literature, 2500 pages of tissue-thin paper and microscopic text. The entire play of The Importance of Being Ernest fills pages 1664-1709 in this thing. This monstrosity usually costs around $75, but I got it second-hand for around $25. It's the perfect book for clubbing baby seals.

I don't really know why, but the package I received addressed me as "Dr". It's premature, but still it gives me chills. One day, I will earn that title.
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