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Heath: Hey, do you guys see those lights?
Ricardo: Lights?
Heath: Maybe Dah's throwing a Christmas party!
Wade: Her? A party? Whose bedroom have you been stuck in the past few months?
Heath: ... Well, something's goin' on! And I wanna see what!
Wade: Of course you do...
So they go. And they find...
Heath: Hey! It's Dah's infamous Christmas table!
Ricardo: I suddenly feel so small... =/
Heath: Huh, I wonder what's in here. Maybe another gift for me?!
Ricardo: Uh, I don't think that's wise, Heath--
Wade: But perpetually hilarious.
Ricardo: =/
Heath: AGH! HELP! I think it's tryin' to eat me!
Ricardo: ... Hang on, I'm coming!
Wade: Called it.
Heath: Shuddap!
So, somehow, Ricardo manages to free Heath from the evil gift bag and back to solid ground.
Ricardo: Are you alright?
Heath: @.@ Yeah, I think so. Thanks, man.
Wade: *mumbles* Hmph, that ring announcer ruined my fun. Oh well, I'm sure Heath will find something else here to put himself in mortal danger with before the night's out.
As it happens, Wade's prediction doesn't take long to come to fruition.
Heath: Ha! Hey, look guys! I'm on top of the world!
Ricardo: Um, Heath-- D:
Wade: What is that git doing now?
Heath: *looks down* Hey, this gives me a great idea!
Ricardo: Oh no...
Heath: This thing would make a perfect slide!
Ricardo: Ay dios mio!
Wade: ... Slater--
Heath: ... WHEEEEE!
Ricardo: Ah, God, I can't look T.T
Wade: Move aside, Rodriguez, I can't see over these cards!
Ricardo: ...
Heath: WAH!
Big Show: What the--?!
HBK: Action figure down! Action figure down!
Wade: Well, I didn't expect that.
Ricardo: D: Heath!
Miz: Sooooo who wants to give the eulogy?
Heath: *groans, muffled*
Miz: Hey, he lives!
Ricardo: Heath? Can you hear us?
Heath: *mumbles* Ow.
Wade: *grumbles* Well, let's get him out of there, somehow...
Ricardo: Heath? Are you sure you're ok?
Heath: A Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night...! x_x
Ricardo: D: