A night out on the town with Matt
I was really bored, really really bored to I decided to call Matt to be entertained. He's a spaz, a nice guy, but a total materialistic freak-a-tron. I wanted to go to Target to buy the new DDR Extreem (which sucked god damn fucking vaginal clits) Only 65+ songs! The Japanese version had 110! Stupid American version. Ok, you know what he did at Target? He wanted to hold my car key there. I was all, why? He was all cause I want to feel better than the people here. What an ass! I was all, oh my fucking god, get me away from this FREAK! That's how it was the whole night too. I drove him with me to get Tapioco and he was like, screaming my car type all over the place. I'm proud of my car cause I'm actually paying for it, but I'm not going to go and yell it out to random people. It's not even his car! We went for Korean food (my new favorite fad, kimchi, [along with thoe wasabi peas] I can't stop eating kimchi, in fact, I ate so much that night I was shitting fire, haha) Matt didn't want to go in the supposebly "low class" korean resturaunt, so he waited in the car for the full hour and a half. I also took pride in scaring him by saying he is a white boy and he will get his ass kicked by some gangs that hang out here. He actually believed me. It was really sad. Anyway, when I got done eating, on my way back Eugene (forgot to mention he came to save me from the epitomy of insanity) and I were talking about him (you can only guess what we said and you will probably be right) Matt was sitting, in the DRIVERS SEAT of my bloody car. OMG! To show off to other people that, apparantly, he drives it! What a crack head! I was like, is this a joke? I got my revenge though, he likes to pretend he drives other peoples cars as long as they make him feel better about himself (materialistic) so, I decided to test the range of my panic button. hehe Apparently, I have damn good range cause the car started lighting and sirening and he was all freaking out and shit! It was so damn funny! He asked me about that as well, I was all, how strange, did you touch anything, open any doors or anything? It was so funny. But on a side note, Matt got his car totaled. (after reading the previous stuff you might say, serves him right) Well, his car was totaled and he died at the hospital. NOT! Bet you feel bad now! Bwaahahhaa! It was scary cause he was hit head on by some CRAZY ON HER CELL PHONE (probably) ASIAN WOMAN DRIVER! AAHHHHH!!! How terrifying! His Jetta, Omg, his Jetta, omg, was like, so totally totaled and smashed, like omg. Yeah, so that was it. The song I am into by no fucking way relates to this, I just like the song. haha