Emergency shotgun anyone? Please? I'm begging.
Almost 3am. The girls have managed to burn something and the whole place stinks, resulting in a headache on my part. Then they have a few guys over who are playing the parts of the singing drunks. The girls just add to all this racket by screeching in high pitched voices or just generally screaming. Seriously. If anyone has an emergency shotgun, now would be the time to come and make use of it.