Heretofore but never before, a waffling was so decreed....
Waffle is such a fun word. You could just say it over and over. Waffle, waffle, waffle.
Anyhoo, LJ updates will be inconveniently sparse from this point on, not to say that they haven't been inconveniently sparse before, or merely inconvenient. Why, you so plaintively plea? Because school is as inconvenient as any of my entries have been, though unfortunately not as sparse. A twist of uncommon good luck, however, is that I have no school this Friday and have been managing my homework in such a delightfully wondrous and wholly becoming of one of my repertoire manner. My previous sentence, I am sure, would make much more sense with some parentheses. And so I shall add some. Here I go!
A twist of uncommon good luck, however, is that I have no school this Friday and have been managing my homework in such a (delightfully wondrous and wholly becoming of one of my repertoire) manner.
Does that not make additional sense? You are indeed correct! It does not, and likely never will.
"But is it a mighty dishwasher?"
My dishwasher is disappointingly unmighty. It is also very inconvenient, and certainly the places to put dishes are sparse, hideously so.
"Learning how to drive stick shifts is even better, especially when you stall in the middle of toad."
I shall have to collect the most interesting typos I have seen, and put them in a little book. Perhaps I will publish the book and sell it to many people, who will doubtlessly chuckle over it and forget about it a week later, only to find it again in several years and repeat the whole process, without even any rinsing.
More friends are coming on Sunday. Two friends, really, which is not really more anyway seeing as they are in fact the two friends I mentioned previously in other entries; i.e., the only friends I have with whom I maintain actual eye contact. My other friends are, regrettably, located in other states. Or continents. In any case, they are my dearest, DEAREST friends and we will have much fun watching interesting movies at my house, running around screaming, climbing large rocks, and distracting the denizens of the local movie theater with our most voracious behavior. If we are lucky, one of them may even bring a blue dye of some sort and the ever-popular Kurt Gloves. Kurt Gloves and blue dye which may be applied to one's face make for excellent fun. A trenchcoat is also a plus, and I suspect that she will wear one anyway.
...it occurs to me that friends must be the most wonderful thing in the world.
Anyhoo, LJ updates will be inconveniently sparse from this point on, not to say that they haven't been inconveniently sparse before, or merely inconvenient. Why, you so plaintively plea? Because school is as inconvenient as any of my entries have been, though unfortunately not as sparse. A twist of uncommon good luck, however, is that I have no school this Friday and have been managing my homework in such a delightfully wondrous and wholly becoming of one of my repertoire manner. My previous sentence, I am sure, would make much more sense with some parentheses. And so I shall add some. Here I go!
A twist of uncommon good luck, however, is that I have no school this Friday and have been managing my homework in such a (delightfully wondrous and wholly becoming of one of my repertoire) manner.
Does that not make additional sense? You are indeed correct! It does not, and likely never will.
"But is it a mighty dishwasher?"
My dishwasher is disappointingly unmighty. It is also very inconvenient, and certainly the places to put dishes are sparse, hideously so.
"Learning how to drive stick shifts is even better, especially when you stall in the middle of toad."
I shall have to collect the most interesting typos I have seen, and put them in a little book. Perhaps I will publish the book and sell it to many people, who will doubtlessly chuckle over it and forget about it a week later, only to find it again in several years and repeat the whole process, without even any rinsing.
More friends are coming on Sunday. Two friends, really, which is not really more anyway seeing as they are in fact the two friends I mentioned previously in other entries; i.e., the only friends I have with whom I maintain actual eye contact. My other friends are, regrettably, located in other states. Or continents. In any case, they are my dearest, DEAREST friends and we will have much fun watching interesting movies at my house, running around screaming, climbing large rocks, and distracting the denizens of the local movie theater with our most voracious behavior. If we are lucky, one of them may even bring a blue dye of some sort and the ever-popular Kurt Gloves. Kurt Gloves and blue dye which may be applied to one's face make for excellent fun. A trenchcoat is also a plus, and I suspect that she will wear one anyway.
...it occurs to me that friends must be the most wonderful thing in the world.