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Nov 04, 2004 20:01

i'm gonna start posting up random memories i have in oakton. It's gonna be really random and some people might be offended. but i think its funny.

funny memories )

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ajphctp46 November 4 2004, 17:28:59 UTC
Fuck you all. Just when I thought I might live all of those down eventually...

and some corrections, since i kind of know what happened better.
1. The 50 dollar day was a different day, and it was all on one hand. The day in physics I was up 20. Berkel was down massively, and he never paid. Fucker.

2. You cleaned up the banana dumbass. I refused to do it, and if Scholla asked about it I was going to tell him, so you cleaned it up. Idiot.

3. It wasn't my milk, it was Jojo's. Just increased the irony.

4. It wasn't my shoe, it was my hat. And I got shouldered in the face.

I seem to remember some incidents about you....

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kitkatku11 November 4 2004, 18:52:20 UTC
yes we did. i couldn't look at the both of you for awhile... *shiver*

props to tom for bringing that up

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aykfamily0425 November 4 2004, 21:26:55 UTC
that's not really my story to tell. Tom's too pussy to admit that that happens to every guy in the morning. Not everyday, but every "real" man on this planet wakes up with a boner in their lifetime.

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ajphctp46 November 4 2004, 21:56:29 UTC
the retaliation was the best part.

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skipcrisp November 5 2004, 07:56:55 UTC
it doesn't happen EVERY morning, and i don't announce it to the world. you could have said: someone else go, i need a little more sleep. but no, you broadcast your boner to the world; and with penney in the same bed with you. Bad choice

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aykfamily0425 November 5 2004, 08:52:56 UTC
um...dude, we're guys. besides, you're no better, mr. "i took the best shit this morning". Talk about broadcasting things to the world.

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skipcrisp November 5 2004, 11:24:20 UTC
well see, i don't have sex with my poo or my butthole... so its not even close to each other. yea, katherine is right... there's no way i would say i have a "huge boner" while there is a guy laying next to me.

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ajphctp46 November 5 2004, 13:30:42 UTC
yet....

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skipcrisp November 6 2004, 06:40:37 UTC
ouch

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kitkatku11 November 5 2004, 08:00:29 UTC
not after sleeping with a guy! and yet...PENNEY?! HAHAHA

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ajphctp46 November 5 2004, 10:59:36 UTC
well obviosusly, he wasn't dreaming about me...

just know that i got you back kimmy, and may we never have to deal with that again.

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aykfamily0425 November 5 2004, 12:36:53 UTC
how is sleeping next to me and me waking up with a boner "getting back"?

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ajphctp46 November 5 2004, 13:31:17 UTC
i busted ass in your face, remember? And it was awful. Your caliber.

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aykfamily0425 November 5 2004, 23:25:26 UTC
i don't even remember that. your farts are weak

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aykfamily0425 November 5 2004, 12:38:38 UTC
i wasn't sleeping WITH him god damnit. he just happened to be next to me.

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