a brief run thorugh my election night, in caps and lolspeak.

[aycelcus]

ME: YAY BBC AMERICA! *watches*

6 PM
ME: BRITISH PEOPLE ARE TALKING. ME LIKEY THE ACCENT. SHAME THAT THE GUYS FROM TOP GEAR COULDN'T HAVE DONE THE COMMENTARY. LOL.

8 PM
ME: WEEE LOOKIE ALL THE BLUE STATES!

8:30 PM
ME: *WAITS TO SEE IF NORTH CAROLINA VOTES RED OR BLUE. HOPES BLUE*

9 PM
ME:*WATCHES PENDULUM OF NORTH CAROLINA VOTING*   DUDE NC. YOU WAFFLE MORE THAN A KID DECIDING CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA.

NORTH CAROLINA: MCCAIN. NO WAIT, OBAMA. NO... MCCAIN! OBAMA!

10 PM
NEWSGROUPS:  OBAMA WON!

AMERICA: OBAMA WON!

WHOLE WORLD: HOLY FUCK, OBAMA WON!

ME: YAY! *LOOKS AT NC*

NORTH CAROLINA: WAIT WAIT.... MCCAIN.  NO, OBAMA, NO...  DUDE, THIS IS HARD.

10:30 PM
MCCAIN: *GIVES DIGNIFIED SPEECH*

ME: *IMPRESSED*

PALIN: *CRIES*

ME: MMMMM, TEARS LIKE CANDY.

NORTH CAROLINA: OBAMA! NO....  CRAP....  MCCAIN.....  OBAMA!....  WE TAKE SWING STATE SERIOUSLY HERE.

ME: MAKE UP YOUR FRIKKIN MIND.

11:30 PM
OBAMA: *GIVES DIGNIFIED SPEECH*

ME: *IS IMPRESSED*

NORTH CAROLINA: *IS STILL INDECISIVE*

ME: FUCK THIS, I HAVE TO TAKE A SHOWER.

12:30 AM
NORTH CAROLINA: *FLIPS COIN. LANDS ON HEADS* OBAMA IT IS. YAY!

ME: ABOUT BLOODY TIME.

WHOLE WORLD: *STOPPED CARING WHEN OBAMA WON.*