Starship Lovebot ♥ Chapter 3
Yoochun found Yunho and the bots in the sleeping quarters, introducing Jaejoong to his new bunkmate, the ninja trained Eeteuk. He waited off to the side as Jaejoong batted his eyelashes at Yunho, forlornly stepping into the double bunk. If Yoochun didn’t know any better, he’d say that Jaejoong looked slightly depressed, but he was a robot, so he must be imagining things.
“Hey, Yunho,” Yoochun called out to his friend as Eeteuk’s door slid shut and Jaejoong disappeared from sight.
Yunho turned to him with a scowl. “It’s Captain,” he said and Yoochun nodded quickly, he didn’t have time to argue with him about semantics.
“Captain, Changmin just told me about his plan to override Kangin’s door lock and have sex with Junsu later,” he said, not even caring that he was lying to win the bet. Sure he wanted to screw around with the robot, but he really wanted to have Changmin suck him off.
“What!?” Yunho seemed shocked. “I just told him that the bots were off limits.”
Yoochun made a face like he was surprised too. “I know, kids these days, gosh what can you do? So listen, I came up with a plan. The most secure bunks are yours and mine since we have the handprint security system so maybe Junsu should stay with me to be safe. There’s no way Changmin can hack into my bunk unless he chops my hand off and then we’ll have a whole different problem to deal with than just a horny crew.”
Yunho hesitated. “Well…”
“Or he can stay with you, the plan works either way,” Yoochun said, knowing the last thing Yunho wanted was a slutty robot staying in his room. Junsu probably practiced moaning to stay prepared.
“Yes, well, that sounds like a good plan. Junsu, go with Yoochun, he’ll show you around,” Yunho said, eyeing Yoochun with the don’t fuck this up look as he left the sleeping quarters.
Junsu turned on Yoochun and smiled. “I’m not fucking you,” he said, cocking his head to the side.
“Wah! I’m trying to protect you,” Yoochun said, holding his hand over his heart as though he were offended.
“I’m a robot, but I’m not stupid. I’m probably 100 times smarter than you are, actually, so you can pretend all you want, but I am programmed in knowing the intentions of men and women.”
“You swing both ways?” Yoochun asked, his curiosity getting the best of him-again.
The Junsu bot smirked. “I’m designed specifically for couples.”
This caught Yoochun’s interest. “Like married couples? Men and women?”
“Yes, but mainly for male couples.”
Yoochun threw his head back and silently thanked his lucky stars, not only was this robot a slut, he was into threesomes! Now if only he could get Changmin and Junsu into bed together, all his dreams would come true in the most orgasmic, come splattering way imaginable. Life in the great wide empty space was about to get a whole lot more entertaining.
~*~
Yunho went to the infirmary first to check on Donghae. He was glad to discover that he had not been injured, his arm and shoulder hurt a little, but there had been no damage done to the joints or tendons. After reminding the crew to leave the lovebots alone, both for Jaejoong and Junsu’s safety and the safety of the crew, he went back to his private bunk and locked the door behind him, something he rarely did.
Biting his lower lip in frustration, he sat down on his small bed and twisted his hands together in contemplation. Sure, life aboard the Starship Bolero had been predictable and safe and it was easy to close off his feelings and just be a captain, but in the few hours the Jaejoong bot had been around, Yunho felt like he was unraveling. It wasn’t normal to lust after a robot, was it?
Looking around his Captain’s quarters, a bunk room slightly bigger than the crew bunks, he realized how lonely he had been in the last year. Even though his best friend was on board, life seemed cold and boring and it took a smoking hot lovebot prancing around his ship to make him notice just how mundane his life had become.
“Jaejoong,” Yunho said, letting the bot’s name roll off his tongue. He threw his upper body back to lie on his bed, covering his face with his hands. “I’ve lost my mind.”
I only need one thing plugged into me to keep me happy, he heard Jaejoong’s sultry voice in his head. Rolling to his side, Yunho pulled his knees up, trying to keep his erection tucked in so it would go down. You are curious what I look like, are you not? the bot had asked and oh yes, Yunho was very, very curious.
Who had designed him? Had they spent hours constructing his perfect skin? Did they take the time to make his cock lifelike too? Did his cock have that vein that ran along the underside, the one that was throbbing in Yunho’s own cock?
Undoing the lower zipper of his military jumpsuit, he reached inside and nudged his erection to the side. He didn’t want to touch it, he didn’t want to be that guy that masturbated because of a lovebot, but he really couldn’t help himself. It had been too long, his body needed release.
Why couldn’t be more like Changmin, who just blurted out that he wanted a piece of Junsu’s ass? Or like Yoochun who constantly talked about his conquests and how he would have a wet dream if he didn’t jack off for three days? Not that Yunho wanted to be labeled as a horny freak (like he was labeling Changmin and Yoochun) but he wanted to be okay with his sexuality.
If anyone knew that he was still a virgin, his dork factor would quadruple.
Maybe I should sleep with that Junsu bot, he thought, just so he could get rid of his virginity. It wasn’t such a bad idea, actually. The lovebots would be off the ship in three short weeks and Yunho would never have to see him again and it wasn’t like he was a real person, so he wouldn’t have to worry about developing a relationship with him.
Stroking the head of his cock, Yunho enjoyed how it felt like velvet under his fingertips. Did Jaejoong’s cock feel like that too?
He didn’t want the Junsu bot, he wanted Jaejoong, but because Jaejoong was a virgin it was a sign, a sign that Yunho wasn’t supposed to sleep with either one of them. Just knowing that Jaejoong was a virgin like him made his balls ache. He’d always dreamt about his first time being with another virgin, he had just imagined it would be sometime between the ages of 15 and 19.
Yet, he was 26 already and all his peers had already lost their virginity years ago so unless he wanted to shack up with someone still in the academy and feel like one of those guys that couldn’t get someone his own age, he would remain a virgin forever. There would be no awkward kisses as they explored each other’s bodies, both nervous and excited about their first time, both gazing deeply at each other, giggling as they tried and failed then tried again and succeeded, always to have the same memory of their first time.
Gripping his cock, he started rubbing it slowly, not jacking it off, just caressing it to get the edge off.
“I’ve lost my mind,” he whispered to himself again as he rolled onto his back. He started stroking himself, unable to stop, unable to resist the images of Jaejoong’s quirky smile in his head.
It didn’t take long before he was coming, thoughts of Jaejoong bending over, spreading his cheeks and biting his lower lip as he looked back at him, anxious and in love.
Yunho’s body shook as he came, the pleasure better than he’d ever remembered. Sweating in all the wrong places, he sat up and reached for his bath towel, cleaning himself as embarrassment flooded through his body. He wasn’t embarrassed because he touched himself, but because he had stupidly fantasized about Jaejoong being in love with him.
“That’ll never happen, Captain,” Yunho mumbled, wadding the towel up and throwing it on the ground.
~*~
Junsu stared at Yoochun, trying to keep his face from reacting but it was hard when the starship Lieutenant bent over to pick up the stray porn magazines on the floor of his bunk.
“You like porn?” Yoochun asked and Junsu nearly laughed. “Hmmm, does it do anything for you?”
Was this guy for real? “I don’t need pornography, I am basically porn on legs.”
A few of the magazines in Yoochun’s hands spilled out of his grip and fell back to the floor in a mess. “Wow,” was all the guy could say.
Yeah, wow, how did I end up with this freak? Junsu thought, wishing he could bunk with Changmin. It wasn’t like he was going to let either of the buffoons touch him, but at least he could drop the robot act and act human if he was staying with Changmin.
“May I go see Jaejoong please?” Junsu asked, needing to discuss some things with him.
“Huh? Oh sure, I guess…” Yoochun threw the magazines on the lower bunk and smiled at him, a greasy, lecherous smile if Junsu ever saw one.
When Yoochun’s double locked door opened so they could leave, they found Changmin standing in front of it with his arms crossed over his chest. Great, buffoon number two, Junsu thought, wishing he could sigh.
“What are you doing?” Changmin asked, his tone snippy and annoyed.
“Who me?” Yoochun said, his pretend fake voice making Junsu want to gag and kick him in the balls. They were like little kids fighting over a toy.
“I need to talk to Junsu,” Changmin said, “alone.”
Yoochun pushed past them and into the hallway. “Go ahead, but he’s staying in my bunk, Captain’s orders.”
Changmin’s mouth opened in a silent and shocked response so Junsu did the only thing that would amuse him and make those two even crazier-he leaned up on his toes and covered Changmin’s open mouth with his.
He closed his eyes, hearing Yoochun squeak like a teenage girl who just found out that she couldn’t fit into her favorite pants anymore because she ate too many brownies. Changmin wasn’t responding, probably due to his slow, addled brain, so Junsu made a big show of sticking his tongue in his mouth, making sure Yoochun could see the tongue action.
“Mmmm.” Junsu wiped his lips with the back of his hand as he broke away from the kiss.
Changmin’s eyes opened and slid down to meet Junsu’s gaze. Oh yeah, this kid was hooked. “What was that for?”
“Just a little something for later,” Junsu said, repeating Changmin’s words from earlier.
Yoochun looked like he had been run over by a truck. They are so clueless, Junsu thought, heading back to the bunk where Jaejoong was staying.
Jaejoong had been acting weird around the Captain, so Junsu needed to have a good talk with him and remind him that the mission came first. It was easy for Junsu, he could have sex and remain detached, but Jaejoong was different, always making such a big deal about how he had saved his virginity for someone special, but now he’d have to give it away for the mission.
They found Jaejoong sitting on the lower bunk alone, Eeteuk no longer in the room.
“Where’s Eeteuk?” Yoochun asked as the three piled into the doorway of the small bunk.
“I am a robot, not a GPS tracking device,” Jaejoong said coldly.
Junsu grinned. He loved Jaejoong, he really did, the guy was funny as shit even when he had to act like a droid. “May we speak alone?” Junsu asked, giving both Yoochun and Changmin a hard look to get them to go away.
“Uh, sure, I guess that’d be okay,” Yoochun said. “But come right back to my room, okay?”
“No, I need to talk to you when you’re done here, I’ll wait outside,” Changmin said quickly. Junsu figured the kid was hard and confused by the kiss, but it wasn’t like he was getting anything else anytime soon.
“Very well,” Junsu said, hitting the close button on the door as he stepped inside. It slid shut, closing moron one and moron two out.
“Are you really going to have sex with that kid?” Jaejoong asked, his body relaxing as he crossed his legs and hunched over. “He’s hot, but looks like he’ll drill you until you can’t walk.”
Sitting next to his friend, Junsu chuckled. “I certainly hope so, I haven’t been fucked in a long time, but hey, he knows we’re not bots.”
“What!? How?” Jaejoong looked horrified.
“We went to the same academy in sixth grade. He was a total nerd back then, but he recognized me and-“
“And you couldn’t lie and say you were modeled after Kim Junsu?” Jaejoong hit his arm.
“Oh…” Junsu hadn’t thought of that. “That would have been a good explanation.”
Jaejoong let out a loud sigh. “Too late now. So tell me, can we trust him?”
“I think so. He’s pretty horny so maybe I can keep him distracted with sexual favors,” Junsu said.
“Don’t tease unless you plan to put out,” Jaejoong said, standing up a stretching his arms over his head, his back cracking. “The last thing we need is to be stuck on this ship with a bunch of guys with blue balls because you shook your ass one too many times.”
Junsu stood up to stretch too. Being in that Hiber Pod for two months made their muscles stiff and while Junsu didn’t mind one of his muscles being stiff, the rest of his body was hurting.
“Did you get in touch with Command?” he asked, turning his neck from side to side.
“No, we’re not in range of any communication satellites. Yunho said four days, so we’ll have to wait until then to find out what our next move is,” Jaejoong said.
“What do you think happened to the freighter?” Junsu asked. The original mission did not involve being rescued by a military starship. They were supposed to be on the freighter for three months, dock at Delphi and be picked up by their new owners-their targets.
How they had ended up on a ship full of bumbling idiots was a total mystery.
“I’m not sure, Yunho didn’t give me any details. He may not know. I’m going to try and get closer to him, he’s the only one with high enough clearance to help us. But I wish his clearance was higher,” Jaejoong said, sitting back down as he laced his fingers together, turning his hands inside out he cracked his knuckles.
“What did you expect? Only admirals and the Unified Commander have clearance high enough to know about our mission,” Junsu said.
“I know, but it’d be nice if we could talk to someone about it.” Jaejoong laid back on the bed.
Junsu twisted his waist from side to side. “You like him, don’t you?”
“Who?” Jaejoong asked, his voice far away as his head was buried near the corner of the wall.
“The captain. He’s hot, you should go for it, he’s obviously attracted to you. I thought he was going to pop out of his pants. Did you see his boner?” Junsu was amused by the level of sexual frustration everyone on this ship seemed to be experiencing. It was like God knew they needed some sexual healing and delivered a slutty angel to them.
“What? No…well, a little.” Jaejoong rolled onto his stomach, his face smooshed against the mattress as he turned his head to the side.
Junsu laughed. “You should fuck him. He looks as hard up for it as you do.”
Jaejoong threw the pillow at him. “I can’t, remember?”
“I know, I know. But you would if you could, right?” Junsu knew that part of Jaejoong’s mission involved him being a virgin, which is why Junsu hadn’t been selected for the role, he was much too experienced to pull it off.
“I don’t know, maybe. He’s yummy though, isn’t he?” Jaejoong rolled again, obviously unable to find a comfortable position.
“He’s something…that’s for sure.” Junsu thought Yunho was wound so tight that the slightest brush against him would make him come in his pants, but since he’d noticed that Jaejoong had his eye on him, he’d keep himself busy with the two hornballs and let his partner flirt with the captain.
Jaejoong sat up and picked at his cuticles. Junsu put his hand over his to stop him. They couldn’t have self-inflicted blemishes like that, it could blow their cover. “You know, if you top him, no one will ever know. You only have to protect your ass.”
“Yeah, well, I’m sure he doesn’t want an inexperienced top and he seems like more of a top than I do so…” Jaejoong looked up and locked eyes with Junsu.
“That’s an excuse if I’ve ever heard one,” Junsu said, patting his friend’s hand. “You might like being a top and then you won’t be a virgin when that man takes you.”
He saw Jaejoong shiver. He felt bad for his friend, he really did. Jaejoong’s part of the mission was the worst.
“Even if I’m not a virgin, I’ll still be the guy that had sex with the most evil man in the history of the known universe,” Jaejoong whispered as if it was too awful to say out loud.
“I know…” Junsu pulled him into a hug and was about to tell him how he’d kissed Changmin to make Yoochun jealous for a good laugh when the ship’s alarm sounded.
They barely had time to break apart and assume their robotic facades before Changmin and Eeteuk rushed in.
“What’s going on?” Junsu asked, though he knew full well, both he and Jaejoong were trained in starship warfare and ranked higher than Yunho.
“Not sure,” Changmin said, reaching for him.
Junsu found himself being pulled out of the bunk and led down a small corridor. He dared not look back to see what had happened to Jaejoong, but he figured that Eeteuk guy could protect him-or should he say that Jaejoong could protect that Eeteuk guy.
He was shoved into a bunk even smaller than the one they’d just been in, this one a single, and turned around to find himself chest to chest with Changmin. The door shut behind them.
“I don’t think this is the time to get our jollies off-“ Junsu started as the ship lurched forward. They’d taken a hit.
“This is because of you guys, isn’t it?” Changmin asked. “What are we up against? Who is looking for you?”
Junsu fell forward into Changmin’s body again, strong arms holding him up. The kid had good balance. “No one is looking for us,” he said, realizing that if he looked up their lips would likely collide.
“Well that’s funny because most sane people don’t attack a Level 4 military ship unless they want to die or they are willing to die to get their hands on something. Now I know for a fact that there’s nothing on this ship worth dying for, at least there wasn’t until you two got on board a few hours ago,” Changmin said, putting one leg between Junsu’s to keep them upright.
“I’m telling you, no one is looking for us! To the rest of the world, we’re just lovebots,” Junsu said, suddenly worried as a thought crossed his mind. “But, we are worth about seven billion dollars.”
“Shit, who would pay seven billion dollars to have sex with a couple of robots?” The ship tilted and they fell onto the bed, Changmin landing on top of him.
“Each.” Junsu couldn’t help but feel turned on. It had been so long since he’d been pinned down by the weight of an attractive guy. “Seven billion each.”
The ship stilled and the alarm turned off. They continued to lay there, gazes locked while the intensity of a battle buzzed between them like smoldering hot passion waiting for them to engage in the oldest form of stress relief known to man.
“Shouldn’t you go to your battle station?” Junsu asked, his breath heavy and his throat dry.
“It’s over,” the engineer said softly, his head lowering until their lips met.
Junsu allowed the slow kiss, allowed their tongues to meet and dance. He remembered Changmin being so nerdy, but he had turned into quite a hottie and he kissed like he knew what he was doing. Junsu liked guys who knew what they were doing.
“We’re clear. Report damage immediately,” some guy’s voice rang out over the intercom system.
“See, I told you,” Changmin said, leaning in for another kiss, but Junsu stopped him by turning his head and wiggling out from underneath him.
He got to his feet and adjusted the collar of his jumpsuit. “Well then, I guess we don’t need to have hot, sweaty we’re going to die sex, do we?”
Changmin groaned and Junsu smiled when he saw the telltale line of an erection in his jumpsuit. This kid was growing on him more and more, maybe he’d sex him up later, way later, long after he’d teased him until he was on his hands and knees begging for it. Junsu liked it when guys begged.
“Hey, do me a favor, okay?” Changmin said, sitting up, his erection even more pronounced. Junsu also liked guys who didn’t try to hide their attraction to him.
“Hmm, what?”
“Don’t sleep with Yoochun,” Changmin said and Junsu raised an eyebrow. What was with those two? Either they hated each other, competed with each other all the time or… “He’s really out for your ass, but if you sleep with him, I might accidentally mention that you aren’t a robot.”
Or they were secretly in love with each other.
By the look of jealousy on Changmin’s face, Junsu deduced that his two buffoons had it bad for each other and didn’t even know it. Well, with nothing else to do until they arrived at Delphi (except stay alive and undercover), he decided that he’d help the poor fools get together. It was the least he could do for all the fucking with their heads he had planned to amuse himself.
“And I suppose you want me to fuck you instead?” Junsu asked.
The smile that crept up Changmin’s face was all the answer he needed.
( Next )
“Hey, Yunho,” Yoochun called out to his friend as Eeteuk’s door slid shut and Jaejoong disappeared from sight.
Yunho turned to him with a scowl. “It’s Captain,” he said and Yoochun nodded quickly, he didn’t have time to argue with him about semantics.
“Captain, Changmin just told me about his plan to override Kangin’s door lock and have sex with Junsu later,” he said, not even caring that he was lying to win the bet. Sure he wanted to screw around with the robot, but he really wanted to have Changmin suck him off.
“What!?” Yunho seemed shocked. “I just told him that the bots were off limits.”
Yoochun made a face like he was surprised too. “I know, kids these days, gosh what can you do? So listen, I came up with a plan. The most secure bunks are yours and mine since we have the handprint security system so maybe Junsu should stay with me to be safe. There’s no way Changmin can hack into my bunk unless he chops my hand off and then we’ll have a whole different problem to deal with than just a horny crew.”
Yunho hesitated. “Well…”
“Or he can stay with you, the plan works either way,” Yoochun said, knowing the last thing Yunho wanted was a slutty robot staying in his room. Junsu probably practiced moaning to stay prepared.
“Yes, well, that sounds like a good plan. Junsu, go with Yoochun, he’ll show you around,” Yunho said, eyeing Yoochun with the don’t fuck this up look as he left the sleeping quarters.
Junsu turned on Yoochun and smiled. “I’m not fucking you,” he said, cocking his head to the side.
“Wah! I’m trying to protect you,” Yoochun said, holding his hand over his heart as though he were offended.
“I’m a robot, but I’m not stupid. I’m probably 100 times smarter than you are, actually, so you can pretend all you want, but I am programmed in knowing the intentions of men and women.”
“You swing both ways?” Yoochun asked, his curiosity getting the best of him-again.
The Junsu bot smirked. “I’m designed specifically for couples.”
This caught Yoochun’s interest. “Like married couples? Men and women?”
“Yes, but mainly for male couples.”
Yoochun threw his head back and silently thanked his lucky stars, not only was this robot a slut, he was into threesomes! Now if only he could get Changmin and Junsu into bed together, all his dreams would come true in the most orgasmic, come splattering way imaginable. Life in the great wide empty space was about to get a whole lot more entertaining.
~*~
Yunho went to the infirmary first to check on Donghae. He was glad to discover that he had not been injured, his arm and shoulder hurt a little, but there had been no damage done to the joints or tendons. After reminding the crew to leave the lovebots alone, both for Jaejoong and Junsu’s safety and the safety of the crew, he went back to his private bunk and locked the door behind him, something he rarely did.
Biting his lower lip in frustration, he sat down on his small bed and twisted his hands together in contemplation. Sure, life aboard the Starship Bolero had been predictable and safe and it was easy to close off his feelings and just be a captain, but in the few hours the Jaejoong bot had been around, Yunho felt like he was unraveling. It wasn’t normal to lust after a robot, was it?
Looking around his Captain’s quarters, a bunk room slightly bigger than the crew bunks, he realized how lonely he had been in the last year. Even though his best friend was on board, life seemed cold and boring and it took a smoking hot lovebot prancing around his ship to make him notice just how mundane his life had become.
“Jaejoong,” Yunho said, letting the bot’s name roll off his tongue. He threw his upper body back to lie on his bed, covering his face with his hands. “I’ve lost my mind.”
I only need one thing plugged into me to keep me happy, he heard Jaejoong’s sultry voice in his head. Rolling to his side, Yunho pulled his knees up, trying to keep his erection tucked in so it would go down. You are curious what I look like, are you not? the bot had asked and oh yes, Yunho was very, very curious.
Who had designed him? Had they spent hours constructing his perfect skin? Did they take the time to make his cock lifelike too? Did his cock have that vein that ran along the underside, the one that was throbbing in Yunho’s own cock?
Undoing the lower zipper of his military jumpsuit, he reached inside and nudged his erection to the side. He didn’t want to touch it, he didn’t want to be that guy that masturbated because of a lovebot, but he really couldn’t help himself. It had been too long, his body needed release.
Why couldn’t be more like Changmin, who just blurted out that he wanted a piece of Junsu’s ass? Or like Yoochun who constantly talked about his conquests and how he would have a wet dream if he didn’t jack off for three days? Not that Yunho wanted to be labeled as a horny freak (like he was labeling Changmin and Yoochun) but he wanted to be okay with his sexuality.
If anyone knew that he was still a virgin, his dork factor would quadruple.
Maybe I should sleep with that Junsu bot, he thought, just so he could get rid of his virginity. It wasn’t such a bad idea, actually. The lovebots would be off the ship in three short weeks and Yunho would never have to see him again and it wasn’t like he was a real person, so he wouldn’t have to worry about developing a relationship with him.
Stroking the head of his cock, Yunho enjoyed how it felt like velvet under his fingertips. Did Jaejoong’s cock feel like that too?
He didn’t want the Junsu bot, he wanted Jaejoong, but because Jaejoong was a virgin it was a sign, a sign that Yunho wasn’t supposed to sleep with either one of them. Just knowing that Jaejoong was a virgin like him made his balls ache. He’d always dreamt about his first time being with another virgin, he had just imagined it would be sometime between the ages of 15 and 19.
Yet, he was 26 already and all his peers had already lost their virginity years ago so unless he wanted to shack up with someone still in the academy and feel like one of those guys that couldn’t get someone his own age, he would remain a virgin forever. There would be no awkward kisses as they explored each other’s bodies, both nervous and excited about their first time, both gazing deeply at each other, giggling as they tried and failed then tried again and succeeded, always to have the same memory of their first time.
Gripping his cock, he started rubbing it slowly, not jacking it off, just caressing it to get the edge off.
“I’ve lost my mind,” he whispered to himself again as he rolled onto his back. He started stroking himself, unable to stop, unable to resist the images of Jaejoong’s quirky smile in his head.
It didn’t take long before he was coming, thoughts of Jaejoong bending over, spreading his cheeks and biting his lower lip as he looked back at him, anxious and in love.
Yunho’s body shook as he came, the pleasure better than he’d ever remembered. Sweating in all the wrong places, he sat up and reached for his bath towel, cleaning himself as embarrassment flooded through his body. He wasn’t embarrassed because he touched himself, but because he had stupidly fantasized about Jaejoong being in love with him.
“That’ll never happen, Captain,” Yunho mumbled, wadding the towel up and throwing it on the ground.
~*~
Junsu stared at Yoochun, trying to keep his face from reacting but it was hard when the starship Lieutenant bent over to pick up the stray porn magazines on the floor of his bunk.
“You like porn?” Yoochun asked and Junsu nearly laughed. “Hmmm, does it do anything for you?”
Was this guy for real? “I don’t need pornography, I am basically porn on legs.”
A few of the magazines in Yoochun’s hands spilled out of his grip and fell back to the floor in a mess. “Wow,” was all the guy could say.
Yeah, wow, how did I end up with this freak? Junsu thought, wishing he could bunk with Changmin. It wasn’t like he was going to let either of the buffoons touch him, but at least he could drop the robot act and act human if he was staying with Changmin.
“May I go see Jaejoong please?” Junsu asked, needing to discuss some things with him.
“Huh? Oh sure, I guess…” Yoochun threw the magazines on the lower bunk and smiled at him, a greasy, lecherous smile if Junsu ever saw one.
When Yoochun’s double locked door opened so they could leave, they found Changmin standing in front of it with his arms crossed over his chest. Great, buffoon number two, Junsu thought, wishing he could sigh.
“What are you doing?” Changmin asked, his tone snippy and annoyed.
“Who me?” Yoochun said, his pretend fake voice making Junsu want to gag and kick him in the balls. They were like little kids fighting over a toy.
“I need to talk to Junsu,” Changmin said, “alone.”
Yoochun pushed past them and into the hallway. “Go ahead, but he’s staying in my bunk, Captain’s orders.”
Changmin’s mouth opened in a silent and shocked response so Junsu did the only thing that would amuse him and make those two even crazier-he leaned up on his toes and covered Changmin’s open mouth with his.
He closed his eyes, hearing Yoochun squeak like a teenage girl who just found out that she couldn’t fit into her favorite pants anymore because she ate too many brownies. Changmin wasn’t responding, probably due to his slow, addled brain, so Junsu made a big show of sticking his tongue in his mouth, making sure Yoochun could see the tongue action.
“Mmmm.” Junsu wiped his lips with the back of his hand as he broke away from the kiss.
Changmin’s eyes opened and slid down to meet Junsu’s gaze. Oh yeah, this kid was hooked. “What was that for?”
“Just a little something for later,” Junsu said, repeating Changmin’s words from earlier.
Yoochun looked like he had been run over by a truck. They are so clueless, Junsu thought, heading back to the bunk where Jaejoong was staying.
Jaejoong had been acting weird around the Captain, so Junsu needed to have a good talk with him and remind him that the mission came first. It was easy for Junsu, he could have sex and remain detached, but Jaejoong was different, always making such a big deal about how he had saved his virginity for someone special, but now he’d have to give it away for the mission.
They found Jaejoong sitting on the lower bunk alone, Eeteuk no longer in the room.
“Where’s Eeteuk?” Yoochun asked as the three piled into the doorway of the small bunk.
“I am a robot, not a GPS tracking device,” Jaejoong said coldly.
Junsu grinned. He loved Jaejoong, he really did, the guy was funny as shit even when he had to act like a droid. “May we speak alone?” Junsu asked, giving both Yoochun and Changmin a hard look to get them to go away.
“Uh, sure, I guess that’d be okay,” Yoochun said. “But come right back to my room, okay?”
“No, I need to talk to you when you’re done here, I’ll wait outside,” Changmin said quickly. Junsu figured the kid was hard and confused by the kiss, but it wasn’t like he was getting anything else anytime soon.
“Very well,” Junsu said, hitting the close button on the door as he stepped inside. It slid shut, closing moron one and moron two out.
“Are you really going to have sex with that kid?” Jaejoong asked, his body relaxing as he crossed his legs and hunched over. “He’s hot, but looks like he’ll drill you until you can’t walk.”
Sitting next to his friend, Junsu chuckled. “I certainly hope so, I haven’t been fucked in a long time, but hey, he knows we’re not bots.”
“What!? How?” Jaejoong looked horrified.
“We went to the same academy in sixth grade. He was a total nerd back then, but he recognized me and-“
“And you couldn’t lie and say you were modeled after Kim Junsu?” Jaejoong hit his arm.
“Oh…” Junsu hadn’t thought of that. “That would have been a good explanation.”
Jaejoong let out a loud sigh. “Too late now. So tell me, can we trust him?”
“I think so. He’s pretty horny so maybe I can keep him distracted with sexual favors,” Junsu said.
“Don’t tease unless you plan to put out,” Jaejoong said, standing up a stretching his arms over his head, his back cracking. “The last thing we need is to be stuck on this ship with a bunch of guys with blue balls because you shook your ass one too many times.”
Junsu stood up to stretch too. Being in that Hiber Pod for two months made their muscles stiff and while Junsu didn’t mind one of his muscles being stiff, the rest of his body was hurting.
“Did you get in touch with Command?” he asked, turning his neck from side to side.
“No, we’re not in range of any communication satellites. Yunho said four days, so we’ll have to wait until then to find out what our next move is,” Jaejoong said.
“What do you think happened to the freighter?” Junsu asked. The original mission did not involve being rescued by a military starship. They were supposed to be on the freighter for three months, dock at Delphi and be picked up by their new owners-their targets.
How they had ended up on a ship full of bumbling idiots was a total mystery.
“I’m not sure, Yunho didn’t give me any details. He may not know. I’m going to try and get closer to him, he’s the only one with high enough clearance to help us. But I wish his clearance was higher,” Jaejoong said, sitting back down as he laced his fingers together, turning his hands inside out he cracked his knuckles.
“What did you expect? Only admirals and the Unified Commander have clearance high enough to know about our mission,” Junsu said.
“I know, but it’d be nice if we could talk to someone about it.” Jaejoong laid back on the bed.
Junsu twisted his waist from side to side. “You like him, don’t you?”
“Who?” Jaejoong asked, his voice far away as his head was buried near the corner of the wall.
“The captain. He’s hot, you should go for it, he’s obviously attracted to you. I thought he was going to pop out of his pants. Did you see his boner?” Junsu was amused by the level of sexual frustration everyone on this ship seemed to be experiencing. It was like God knew they needed some sexual healing and delivered a slutty angel to them.
“What? No…well, a little.” Jaejoong rolled onto his stomach, his face smooshed against the mattress as he turned his head to the side.
Junsu laughed. “You should fuck him. He looks as hard up for it as you do.”
Jaejoong threw the pillow at him. “I can’t, remember?”
“I know, I know. But you would if you could, right?” Junsu knew that part of Jaejoong’s mission involved him being a virgin, which is why Junsu hadn’t been selected for the role, he was much too experienced to pull it off.
“I don’t know, maybe. He’s yummy though, isn’t he?” Jaejoong rolled again, obviously unable to find a comfortable position.
“He’s something…that’s for sure.” Junsu thought Yunho was wound so tight that the slightest brush against him would make him come in his pants, but since he’d noticed that Jaejoong had his eye on him, he’d keep himself busy with the two hornballs and let his partner flirt with the captain.
Jaejoong sat up and picked at his cuticles. Junsu put his hand over his to stop him. They couldn’t have self-inflicted blemishes like that, it could blow their cover. “You know, if you top him, no one will ever know. You only have to protect your ass.”
“Yeah, well, I’m sure he doesn’t want an inexperienced top and he seems like more of a top than I do so…” Jaejoong looked up and locked eyes with Junsu.
“That’s an excuse if I’ve ever heard one,” Junsu said, patting his friend’s hand. “You might like being a top and then you won’t be a virgin when that man takes you.”
He saw Jaejoong shiver. He felt bad for his friend, he really did. Jaejoong’s part of the mission was the worst.
“Even if I’m not a virgin, I’ll still be the guy that had sex with the most evil man in the history of the known universe,” Jaejoong whispered as if it was too awful to say out loud.
“I know…” Junsu pulled him into a hug and was about to tell him how he’d kissed Changmin to make Yoochun jealous for a good laugh when the ship’s alarm sounded.
They barely had time to break apart and assume their robotic facades before Changmin and Eeteuk rushed in.
“What’s going on?” Junsu asked, though he knew full well, both he and Jaejoong were trained in starship warfare and ranked higher than Yunho.
“Not sure,” Changmin said, reaching for him.
Junsu found himself being pulled out of the bunk and led down a small corridor. He dared not look back to see what had happened to Jaejoong, but he figured that Eeteuk guy could protect him-or should he say that Jaejoong could protect that Eeteuk guy.
He was shoved into a bunk even smaller than the one they’d just been in, this one a single, and turned around to find himself chest to chest with Changmin. The door shut behind them.
“I don’t think this is the time to get our jollies off-“ Junsu started as the ship lurched forward. They’d taken a hit.
“This is because of you guys, isn’t it?” Changmin asked. “What are we up against? Who is looking for you?”
Junsu fell forward into Changmin’s body again, strong arms holding him up. The kid had good balance. “No one is looking for us,” he said, realizing that if he looked up their lips would likely collide.
“Well that’s funny because most sane people don’t attack a Level 4 military ship unless they want to die or they are willing to die to get their hands on something. Now I know for a fact that there’s nothing on this ship worth dying for, at least there wasn’t until you two got on board a few hours ago,” Changmin said, putting one leg between Junsu’s to keep them upright.
“I’m telling you, no one is looking for us! To the rest of the world, we’re just lovebots,” Junsu said, suddenly worried as a thought crossed his mind. “But, we are worth about seven billion dollars.”
“Shit, who would pay seven billion dollars to have sex with a couple of robots?” The ship tilted and they fell onto the bed, Changmin landing on top of him.
“Each.” Junsu couldn’t help but feel turned on. It had been so long since he’d been pinned down by the weight of an attractive guy. “Seven billion each.”
The ship stilled and the alarm turned off. They continued to lay there, gazes locked while the intensity of a battle buzzed between them like smoldering hot passion waiting for them to engage in the oldest form of stress relief known to man.
“Shouldn’t you go to your battle station?” Junsu asked, his breath heavy and his throat dry.
“It’s over,” the engineer said softly, his head lowering until their lips met.
Junsu allowed the slow kiss, allowed their tongues to meet and dance. He remembered Changmin being so nerdy, but he had turned into quite a hottie and he kissed like he knew what he was doing. Junsu liked guys who knew what they were doing.
“We’re clear. Report damage immediately,” some guy’s voice rang out over the intercom system.
“See, I told you,” Changmin said, leaning in for another kiss, but Junsu stopped him by turning his head and wiggling out from underneath him.
He got to his feet and adjusted the collar of his jumpsuit. “Well then, I guess we don’t need to have hot, sweaty we’re going to die sex, do we?”
Changmin groaned and Junsu smiled when he saw the telltale line of an erection in his jumpsuit. This kid was growing on him more and more, maybe he’d sex him up later, way later, long after he’d teased him until he was on his hands and knees begging for it. Junsu liked it when guys begged.
“Hey, do me a favor, okay?” Changmin said, sitting up, his erection even more pronounced. Junsu also liked guys who didn’t try to hide their attraction to him.
“Hmm, what?”
“Don’t sleep with Yoochun,” Changmin said and Junsu raised an eyebrow. What was with those two? Either they hated each other, competed with each other all the time or… “He’s really out for your ass, but if you sleep with him, I might accidentally mention that you aren’t a robot.”
Or they were secretly in love with each other.
By the look of jealousy on Changmin’s face, Junsu deduced that his two buffoons had it bad for each other and didn’t even know it. Well, with nothing else to do until they arrived at Delphi (except stay alive and undercover), he decided that he’d help the poor fools get together. It was the least he could do for all the fucking with their heads he had planned to amuse himself.
“And I suppose you want me to fuck you instead?” Junsu asked.
The smile that crept up Changmin’s face was all the answer he needed.
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