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Apparently I am going to get a custom-made hula hoop, and learn how to hula for serious. At least, that's what my sort-of neighbor who is also the nurse at my doctor's office told me today. I think I have plans for tomorrow afternoon? It's kind of funny, especially since I was never really any good at hula-hooping when I was a child. Now I've got a buddy who will keep me on track with my exercise at least, since I really don't do a lot of extra stuff, activity-wise. It's not feasible to think that the weather will always be favorable to walk from the parking garage to the office, nor will I really always finish my food-portion of my lunch break to put in a few laps across the walkways. I'm sure being extra-fidgety doesn't do that much extra, either. Also I plan to cut back, if not completely cut out, carbs again, because I only lost two pounds in the past month. :s However, I don't have to go back to my doctor until October, and I've got a goal to lose 10kg, because it sounds like less than 20 pounds. This is completely sound logic, and I know I can do it, especially if I do easy things like keeping out of the sodas that somehow sneak into the house, and skipping the bread and pasta. And also if I get my ass kicked by hula-hooping.
None of this ever happened, nor do I think it ever really would. This came upon me while I was up to no good interneting in the waiting room of my doctor's office. I can't believe that I actually typed this thing up, and am going to die of shame now, I think. I'm much better suited to be encouraging in the background, and maybe proofreading. There's no actual porn, but there are mentions of sex. ryogrande, here's looking at you. I'm so sorry.
The text message that Jin received in the wee hours of the morning made him think that he’d maybe forgotten how to read, or maybe that he was having some kind of lucid dream.
“Nakamaru-kun beatboxed me off,” was all that it read, and had apparently come from Junno’s phone. Jin blearily stared at his phone’s screen for a moment and decided that maybe he should cut back on partying so hard. Minutes later, the cryptic text had been forgotten.
A few days later, Jin got an email from Koki which stirred up vague recollections of his dream-text.
“‘Sup, bro?
Yucchi
will probably kill me for telling you, but the other day not only did I
get to kiss him, I got to bang him out too. That lucky bastard Taguchi
got a beatbox-bj during.
Anyway, let me know when you come back to town.
Later,
Koki”
After reading those lines, Jin began to think that maybe there had been some truth forming the basis of the text he’d gotten, and also began feeling kind of jealous. If he were to be honest with himself though, he was really jealous, and also hoping he could “borrow” a key to Maru’s place.
A few months later, Jin had returned for a visit. After first checking in with his family and Pi, he made his way to Maru’s apartment with the key that Koki had graciously let him borrow, albeit with a knowing smirk, Taguchi’s smarmy grin looming over his shoulder.
Jin slipped into the flat, toeing off his shoes and making his way to the couch to settle in and wait. Luckily, he didn’t have a long wait, though he’d long since made himself comfortable by undoing his jeans. Nakamaru tiredly made his way in, oblivious to the shoes that weren’t his. He shuffled into his living room and nearly jumped out of his skin the moment he heard Jin clear his throat.
“So, Maru, I’ve heard some things recently,” Jin uttered whilst wearing one of the most sinful smirks he could muster.
“What!? I- I don’t know what you’re talking about!” Maru yelped, though the deep red blush staining his cheeks and spreading down his neck said otherwise.
“Well, I did hear from Junno and Koki a while back... I’d say you at least owed me a kiss, or maybe a little more, what with six years’ interest and all,” Jin retorted.
“I can’t believe they told you! I would have liked to instigated something just this once,” Maru groaned, still blushing. “Anyway, they tricked me into it in the first place! You’ll have to at least buy me dinner, since you’re already here and have made yourself at home.”
“Fine, but then we’re coming back here and I’ll take you up on that subtle offer you just made. Hurry up and get ready.” Jin grinned triumphantly, pushing himself off the couch and fastening his jeans. He could wait for this, and made a mental note to do something nice for Junno and Koki before he left for L.A. again.
Alright then, I think I'm going to wander away now. :s
None of this ever happened, nor do I think it ever really would. This came upon me while I was up to no good interneting in the waiting room of my doctor's office. I can't believe that I actually typed this thing up, and am going to die of shame now, I think. I'm much better suited to be encouraging in the background, and maybe proofreading. There's no actual porn, but there are mentions of sex. ryogrande, here's looking at you. I'm so sorry.
The text message that Jin received in the wee hours of the morning made him think that he’d maybe forgotten how to read, or maybe that he was having some kind of lucid dream.
“Nakamaru-kun beatboxed me off,” was all that it read, and had apparently come from Junno’s phone. Jin blearily stared at his phone’s screen for a moment and decided that maybe he should cut back on partying so hard. Minutes later, the cryptic text had been forgotten.
A few days later, Jin got an email from Koki which stirred up vague recollections of his dream-text.
“‘Sup, bro?
Yucchi
will probably kill me for telling you, but the other day not only did I
get to kiss him, I got to bang him out too. That lucky bastard Taguchi
got a beatbox-bj during.
Anyway, let me know when you come back to town.
Later,
Koki”
After reading those lines, Jin began to think that maybe there had been some truth forming the basis of the text he’d gotten, and also began feeling kind of jealous. If he were to be honest with himself though, he was really jealous, and also hoping he could “borrow” a key to Maru’s place.
A few months later, Jin had returned for a visit. After first checking in with his family and Pi, he made his way to Maru’s apartment with the key that Koki had graciously let him borrow, albeit with a knowing smirk, Taguchi’s smarmy grin looming over his shoulder.
Jin slipped into the flat, toeing off his shoes and making his way to the couch to settle in and wait. Luckily, he didn’t have a long wait, though he’d long since made himself comfortable by undoing his jeans. Nakamaru tiredly made his way in, oblivious to the shoes that weren’t his. He shuffled into his living room and nearly jumped out of his skin the moment he heard Jin clear his throat.
“So, Maru, I’ve heard some things recently,” Jin uttered whilst wearing one of the most sinful smirks he could muster.
“What!? I- I don’t know what you’re talking about!” Maru yelped, though the deep red blush staining his cheeks and spreading down his neck said otherwise.
“Well, I did hear from Junno and Koki a while back... I’d say you at least owed me a kiss, or maybe a little more, what with six years’ interest and all,” Jin retorted.
“I can’t believe they told you! I would have liked to instigated something just this once,” Maru groaned, still blushing. “Anyway, they tricked me into it in the first place! You’ll have to at least buy me dinner, since you’re already here and have made yourself at home.”
“Fine, but then we’re coming back here and I’ll take you up on that subtle offer you just made. Hurry up and get ready.” Jin grinned triumphantly, pushing himself off the couch and fastening his jeans. He could wait for this, and made a mental note to do something nice for Junno and Koki before he left for L.A. again.
Alright then, I think I'm going to wander away now. :s