Brief interviews with fictional characters-No. 1, Jules Cobb, Cougar town.
Have you ever watched a show and felt you would really like to be a part of it, to really get inside the characters mind and know them from the inside? Well, I can't offer you any of that. Instead, I am going to hold an imaginary interview a few characters, and ask all the burning question (to me, at least).
The first character in my imaginary red patent leather sofa is the one and only Jules Cobb, straight from Cougar Town, Florida.
Actually, I came from "We haven't decided what the show is about yet" town.
Fair enough. You are 41, a single Mother, and a real estate agent, where did your life go?
That’s a really good question. Have you got any red wine?
Here's a bottle. This should last for at least five minutes. Okay, so if you weren't selling houses, what would you be doing?
Grayson.
As a career?
That would be perfect! If he wouldn't agree to pay me just for sleeping with him, I could also settle for stealing all of his wine, drinking half of it and selling the rest in the black market.
What is the best thing about dating Grayson?
The free wine.
What do people love about you?
My easygoingness, and the fact I don't look a day over 34. Okay, 36.
What do people hate about you?
The way I am when I'm not drinking.
Where do you see Travis in ten years?
Back at home with his loving Mother.
What made you fall in love with Bobby?
His hair and his ability to invent new games.
What made you fall out of love with Bobby?
He became more orange as the year passed, and never stopped playing the games he invented. He also cheated on me with everything that carried a vagina in Florida.
Now for the last question, where do you see your relationship with Grayson going?
Well, obviously we are going to marry and adopt the child Bobby doesn't know he has yet. No, I'm just kidding, I'll probably end up cheating on him with Travis' collage roommate.
Thank you so much for your time Jules, I'm sure you didn't have anything better to do anyway.