While I try not to throw up from the prep stuff . . . have back random I've been saving to this file for a few weeks . . .
Largely for
strawberrygoth because I think she'll like it, but for anyone else who needs to laugh at something that makes no sense . . .
dinosaurs with hats.
via
metaquotes, from the
context post -
"The second story is of a Doodle who belongs to my friend’s aunt. She purchased her Doodle as a puppy and spent almost four years fighting with the dog. In spite of training, puppy classes, and advice from other dog owners, her Doodle never learned to walk on a leash, or obey, or listen at all. Until one magical day when she took the dog for its daily walk - rather than dancing and straining at the end of its leash, the Doodle was at perfect heal. My friend’s aunt was delighted! She took it for an extra-long walk, thinking that the Doodle had finally outgrown the puppy phase and had become the dog she had always wanted. When they returned home, the Doodle sat when asked, had its leash removed, and waited patiently until she gave it permission to move. Then the dog walked over to its bed, lay down, crossed its front paws, and spat out a live squirrel. And then, the Doodle chased the squirrel."
Get ready to be jealous:
coolest private library around It's from a rumor mill, but it's not an unlikely scenario:
Patrick Stewart to appear on new Doctor Who season. (Smart money says he's playing Davros, not a Time Lord, though.)
This almost makes me want to read Twilight. Almost. I think I'd rather read the analogy.
Oh yeah and Ridley Scott is signed to direct the Monopoly movie. I'd like to joke that they'll get Tim Burton to do a Candyland one, but it's probably feasible.
I remember being funny. I wonder what happened. I think I might have been suddenly afflicted with a horrible disease known as sanity. :( I hear it's curable . . . though apparently the stupid cosplay disease isn't because I've been playing FFIII and I keep thinking "gee those Red Mage outfits are nifty" =_=