GLEEEE

Oct 15, 2009 00:35

OMG I AM SUCH A GLEEK

can't remember the last time i loved a show so much aaaah... i thought the heartheartheartness would wear off but it hasn't it, it just gets stronger with each episode. i was so excited when i first started watching it i looked up all the local community theaters around the area to see if i could audition for a musical... aside from the sharp wit and awesome song sequences the show really captures the exhiliration of singing/dancing/performing aaaah i miss those days!! but i could do without being forced to learn to tapdance again....

favourite quotes.

Sue: Iron tablet? It keeps your strength up when you menstruate.
Will: I don't menstruate.
Sue: Neither do I

Will: My father always said you'd become a man when you bought your first house. I'm not sure what he meant though because he burned ours down during a drunken fight with mom.

Sue: I'll often yell at homeless people: 'Hey, how is that homelessness working out for you? Try not being homeless for once.'

Sue: When I heard Sandy wanted to write himself into a scene as Queen Cleopatra, I was aroused. And then furious.

Figgins: That was an amazing performance! Look, there is a PTA meeting on next Thursday night, and I want Acafellas to be the main event. I need to keep those parents happy! They found out we've been serving the children prison food!

Terri: I have a question about the trees. It's always been my personal dream to cut down my own Christmas tree. How many Christmas trees will we have in the backyard? And do they come in different colors? Because...well...obviously, we're expecting a family, and I have a real sense that it might be a girl...

Terri: This is where our daughter or gay son will sleep.

Terri: I'm the new school nurse.
Will: But you don't have any training.
Terri: Please, Will, it's a public school.

Sue: I always thought the desire to procreate showed deep personal weakness.

Rachel: I'm sorry for calling you contemptible and deplorable.
Finn: That's okay. I didn't even know what those words meant.

Sue: I like minorities so much, I'm thinking of moving to California to become one.

Pamphlets in Guidance counselor's office:

Ouch, that Stings
DIVORCE: Why Your Parents Stopped Loving You
I Can't Stop Touching Myself
RADON: The Silent Killer
My Mom's Bi-Polar and She Won't Stop Yelling
Wow! There's a Hair Down There
So, You Like Throwing Up

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