Bathroom Meetings
Title: Bathroom Meetings
Pairing: 2min, random Onkey
Rating: PG-13 for implied smut
Genre: Crack
Summary: Taemin's curiosity leads to unexpected results.
Notes: This is completely random. I wanted to write 2min smut Taemin's view on his own cuteness. xD Does that even make sense O____O;
Taemin was cute. Very cute. Adorable. Loved by all noonas. The treasured baby of SHINee, the loveable maknae.
Everyone knew this, and Taemin had long since accepted that being 'manly' was Minho-hyung and Jonghyun-hyung's role. Jinki-hyung was the boy-next-door, the nice guy. Key-umma was the cool type, the diva, the women's best friend.
And so he was the 'cute one'. He knew that a smile and a little 'aegyo' would get him anything he wanted.
Yes, Taemin got everything he wanted.
"Kibum-ummaaa, can we have pancakes for breakfast please?" Key quirked an eyebrow at him, and Taemin batted his eyelashes for more effect. Key sighed, flipping the page on his magazine.
"Taeminnie, we've had pancakes for four days in a row now. Surely we can have something else."
"No more pancakes, please, ugh." Taemin ignored Jonghyun's groaned protest, and unleashed his high-powered pout. It had as much effect as a nuclear bomb.
"But Kibum-ummaaa..." The pout worked, breaking through Key's already-weak defenses.
"Okay, fine, pancakes for breakfast it is." Bingo, Taemin thought happily, inwardly smirking with victory.
"Whaaaat, can't we have bacon for a change--" Jonghyun's whining was cut short by Key smacking him with a pillow.
"Shut up, Jjong, if Taeminnie wants pancakes then we're having pancakes. Taeminnie, go do your homework please."
"Aish, it's always what Taemin-ah wants--" Taemin stopped listening to the squabbling, skipping off happily to do his homework.
Yes, Taemin really liked pancakes and Taemin got everything he wanted.
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"Jinki-hyung? Jinki-hyung??" The rustling inside the bathroom went silent.
"Um, Taemin-ah? What's up?" His hyung sounded slightly out of breath.
"Are you finished with the bathroom yet?" He heard someone curse, and it sounded like Key-umma. What was he doing in the bathroom with Jinki-hyung, he wondered absently? He knocked on the door again, pouting. "Jinki-hyung??"
"Taemin-ah, can you use the other bathroom? Please?" Jinki-hyung sounded desperate, but Taemin was adamant.
"No, hyung, I need help with my physics homework."
"Aish--" Key-umma sounded frustrated. "Taemin-ah, ask Jjong or Minho please." The tone clearly stated that he wanted Taemin to go away. He may as well have talked to a brick wall.
"But Kibum-umma, Jonghyunnie doesn't know and Minho-hyung's not back from school yet."
"Ask Jinki later then, he's busy right now."
"But Kibum-ummaaaa. Jinki-hyung, I reeeaaally need some help. Oh pleeaase--" Since he couldn't use any of his facial expressions as a weapon (the door was a very useful defense), he dragged his words for an added 'aegyo' effect.
Just then, Jonghyun walked past, quirking a brow at Taemin. "Jinki in there?" he asked, pointing at the door.
Taemin nodded, and Jonghyun frowned. "What about Kibum?"
"Go away, Jjong." The shout came from the door. Jonghyun rolled his eyes.
"Aish, you two, at least wait until there's no one in the house..." His muttered complaints trailed off as he walked off. Taemin wondered at this, before knocking on the door again. "Jinki-hyung, my homework--" He leapt off just in time before the door swung open (quite violently) and Key charged off with a slightly demonic aura. Jinki followed, smiling sheepishly at Taemin, who was wondering why his hyung looked so dishevelled, and why he was wearing his shirt backwards.
"Taemin-ah, your homework...?" Taemin smiled happily, tugging his hyung towards the living room.
Yes, Taemin always had problems with physics, but luckily Jinki-hyung was always there to help. And Taemin got everything he wanted.
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Taemin wanted some ice cream.
Their managers had strongly discouraged eating ice cream recently, saying it was bad for their throats. But Taemin really, really liked ice cream, and he wanted one now.
He considered his opponents carefully; Key-umma was ignoring him slightly, probably still annoyed about the bathroom incident. Jinki-hyung was on a meeting with their managers, Minho-hyung was taking a nap...
Ah, Jonghyunnie.
"Jonghyunnie~" Jonghyun looked up absently, fully concentrated on writing lyrics. Taemin smiled cutely, and Jonghyun smiled back, looking a little confused.
"What's up, Taemin-ah?"
"Can we go get some ice cream please?" Jonghyun frowned.
"Taemin-ah, you know manager-sshi said it's not good--"
"But but, it's only this once, I really want some ice cream, please? Please?" He smiled so brightly, Jonghyun felt he needed sunglasses.
"Aish, Taemin-ah--"
"Hyuuung~"
"Okay, okay. But you have to be quiet about this, okay?"
"Okay~" Minutes later, Taemin was licking happily at his chocolate ice cream, and Jonghyun retired to bed early, pleading illness.
Yes, Taemin really liked ice cream, and Taemin got everything he wanted.
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Taemin was a naturally curious person. Jinki hyung's frequent 'bathroom meetings' (as he had dubbed it) with Key-umma were making him wonder more and more. Surely they weren't taking a bath or using the toilet.
Perhaps brushing their teeth together? He had seen a white smear on Jinki-hyung's shirt once when he had walked out of the bathroom at the end of a 'meeting', and Taemin wondered with a giggle if his hyungs were playing with the toothpaste.
He had asked Jonghyunnie, but the older boy turned a little green and excused himself.
When he asked Key-umma, he got a blank stare (Taemin briefly wondered if he had 'Onew sangtae') before Key walked off with a "I need to pick up some stuff for dinner", never mind that they had already had dinner.
Jinki-hyung, on the other hand, turned so red that he looked like he was going to explode, before he stammered out that he and Taemin should review for Taemin's coming quiz.
And so, there was no one left but Minho-hyung.
Minho-hyung was normally very honest with him, but when he asked, his hyung's already large eyes widened even more. Minho cleared his throat, looking very uncomfortable.
"Um, Taemin-ah. I'm not sure, that is--" Taemin giggled at his normally cool hyung looking embarrassed.
Feeling mischievous, he pressed against his hyung, staring up at the deep midnight eyes and smiling sexily.
"Hyung~"
He was barely finished when Minho lifted him. He blinked cutely in surprise.
"Rather than explaining," Minho drawled. "Why don't I show you?"
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Hours later, a stunned Taemin lay limply in Minho's arms, who was stroking him gently. Both boys were stark naked.
Taemin found enough energy to look up at his hyung. "So this is what the hyungs do in their 'bathroom meetings'?"
Minho laughed a little, nodding. Taemin snuggled closer with a giggle, kissing his hyung's neck.
"Maybe we should have 'bathroom meetings' too, hyung."
Yes, Taemin really liked his Minho-hyung, and as always...
Taemin got everything he wanted.~
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Ah, it was fun writing this. XD I haven't checked it though, so I apologize in advance for any spelling/grammar mistakes D:
Pairing: 2min, random Onkey
Rating: PG-13 for implied smut
Genre: Crack
Summary: Taemin's curiosity leads to unexpected results.
Notes: This is completely random. I wanted to write 2min smut Taemin's view on his own cuteness. xD Does that even make sense O____O;
Taemin was cute. Very cute. Adorable. Loved by all noonas. The treasured baby of SHINee, the loveable maknae.
Everyone knew this, and Taemin had long since accepted that being 'manly' was Minho-hyung and Jonghyun-hyung's role. Jinki-hyung was the boy-next-door, the nice guy. Key-umma was the cool type, the diva, the women's best friend.
And so he was the 'cute one'. He knew that a smile and a little 'aegyo' would get him anything he wanted.
Yes, Taemin got everything he wanted.
"Kibum-ummaaa, can we have pancakes for breakfast please?" Key quirked an eyebrow at him, and Taemin batted his eyelashes for more effect. Key sighed, flipping the page on his magazine.
"Taeminnie, we've had pancakes for four days in a row now. Surely we can have something else."
"No more pancakes, please, ugh." Taemin ignored Jonghyun's groaned protest, and unleashed his high-powered pout. It had as much effect as a nuclear bomb.
"But Kibum-ummaaa..." The pout worked, breaking through Key's already-weak defenses.
"Okay, fine, pancakes for breakfast it is." Bingo, Taemin thought happily, inwardly smirking with victory.
"Whaaaat, can't we have bacon for a change--" Jonghyun's whining was cut short by Key smacking him with a pillow.
"Shut up, Jjong, if Taeminnie wants pancakes then we're having pancakes. Taeminnie, go do your homework please."
"Aish, it's always what Taemin-ah wants--" Taemin stopped listening to the squabbling, skipping off happily to do his homework.
Yes, Taemin really liked pancakes and Taemin got everything he wanted.
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"Jinki-hyung? Jinki-hyung??" The rustling inside the bathroom went silent.
"Um, Taemin-ah? What's up?" His hyung sounded slightly out of breath.
"Are you finished with the bathroom yet?" He heard someone curse, and it sounded like Key-umma. What was he doing in the bathroom with Jinki-hyung, he wondered absently? He knocked on the door again, pouting. "Jinki-hyung??"
"Taemin-ah, can you use the other bathroom? Please?" Jinki-hyung sounded desperate, but Taemin was adamant.
"No, hyung, I need help with my physics homework."
"Aish--" Key-umma sounded frustrated. "Taemin-ah, ask Jjong or Minho please." The tone clearly stated that he wanted Taemin to go away. He may as well have talked to a brick wall.
"But Kibum-umma, Jonghyunnie doesn't know and Minho-hyung's not back from school yet."
"Ask Jinki later then, he's busy right now."
"But Kibum-ummaaaa. Jinki-hyung, I reeeaaally need some help. Oh pleeaase--" Since he couldn't use any of his facial expressions as a weapon (the door was a very useful defense), he dragged his words for an added 'aegyo' effect.
Just then, Jonghyun walked past, quirking a brow at Taemin. "Jinki in there?" he asked, pointing at the door.
Taemin nodded, and Jonghyun frowned. "What about Kibum?"
"Go away, Jjong." The shout came from the door. Jonghyun rolled his eyes.
"Aish, you two, at least wait until there's no one in the house..." His muttered complaints trailed off as he walked off. Taemin wondered at this, before knocking on the door again. "Jinki-hyung, my homework--" He leapt off just in time before the door swung open (quite violently) and Key charged off with a slightly demonic aura. Jinki followed, smiling sheepishly at Taemin, who was wondering why his hyung looked so dishevelled, and why he was wearing his shirt backwards.
"Taemin-ah, your homework...?" Taemin smiled happily, tugging his hyung towards the living room.
Yes, Taemin always had problems with physics, but luckily Jinki-hyung was always there to help. And Taemin got everything he wanted.
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Taemin wanted some ice cream.
Their managers had strongly discouraged eating ice cream recently, saying it was bad for their throats. But Taemin really, really liked ice cream, and he wanted one now.
He considered his opponents carefully; Key-umma was ignoring him slightly, probably still annoyed about the bathroom incident. Jinki-hyung was on a meeting with their managers, Minho-hyung was taking a nap...
Ah, Jonghyunnie.
"Jonghyunnie~" Jonghyun looked up absently, fully concentrated on writing lyrics. Taemin smiled cutely, and Jonghyun smiled back, looking a little confused.
"What's up, Taemin-ah?"
"Can we go get some ice cream please?" Jonghyun frowned.
"Taemin-ah, you know manager-sshi said it's not good--"
"But but, it's only this once, I really want some ice cream, please? Please?" He smiled so brightly, Jonghyun felt he needed sunglasses.
"Aish, Taemin-ah--"
"Hyuuung~"
"Okay, okay. But you have to be quiet about this, okay?"
"Okay~" Minutes later, Taemin was licking happily at his chocolate ice cream, and Jonghyun retired to bed early, pleading illness.
Yes, Taemin really liked ice cream, and Taemin got everything he wanted.
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Taemin was a naturally curious person. Jinki hyung's frequent 'bathroom meetings' (as he had dubbed it) with Key-umma were making him wonder more and more. Surely they weren't taking a bath or using the toilet.
Perhaps brushing their teeth together? He had seen a white smear on Jinki-hyung's shirt once when he had walked out of the bathroom at the end of a 'meeting', and Taemin wondered with a giggle if his hyungs were playing with the toothpaste.
He had asked Jonghyunnie, but the older boy turned a little green and excused himself.
When he asked Key-umma, he got a blank stare (Taemin briefly wondered if he had 'Onew sangtae') before Key walked off with a "I need to pick up some stuff for dinner", never mind that they had already had dinner.
Jinki-hyung, on the other hand, turned so red that he looked like he was going to explode, before he stammered out that he and Taemin should review for Taemin's coming quiz.
And so, there was no one left but Minho-hyung.
Minho-hyung was normally very honest with him, but when he asked, his hyung's already large eyes widened even more. Minho cleared his throat, looking very uncomfortable.
"Um, Taemin-ah. I'm not sure, that is--" Taemin giggled at his normally cool hyung looking embarrassed.
Feeling mischievous, he pressed against his hyung, staring up at the deep midnight eyes and smiling sexily.
"Hyung~"
He was barely finished when Minho lifted him. He blinked cutely in surprise.
"Rather than explaining," Minho drawled. "Why don't I show you?"
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Hours later, a stunned Taemin lay limply in Minho's arms, who was stroking him gently. Both boys were stark naked.
Taemin found enough energy to look up at his hyung. "So this is what the hyungs do in their 'bathroom meetings'?"
Minho laughed a little, nodding. Taemin snuggled closer with a giggle, kissing his hyung's neck.
"Maybe we should have 'bathroom meetings' too, hyung."
Yes, Taemin really liked his Minho-hyung, and as always...
Taemin got everything he wanted.~
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Ah, it was fun writing this. XD I haven't checked it though, so I apologize in advance for any spelling/grammar mistakes D: