Instant Ramen
Title: Instant Ramen
Pairing: 2min, with random OnKey
Rating: NC-17 for fail smut
Genre: Crack
Summary: Minho gets a lot more than he bargains for.
Notes: This is kind of a sequel for Protein Stains, so I suggest you read that one first before you read this one. :D
Minho sighs.
He stares silently at the unidentifiable mass of food called 'breakfast' on the plate in front of him. The other inhabitants of the table stare at it too, Jonghyun's face registering his disgust, Jinki's brow furrowing with worry, and Taemin's stunned reaction.
After all, everyone else's breakfast was perfectly fine.
Across the table, Key's glare is hot enough to burn a hole straight through him.
Jinki asks Key about the state of Minho's breakfast and Key snaps back with a "he deserves it". Taemin gasps with outrage and fights with his 'umma'. 'Mother and son' squabble, and Jinki tries to calm the two down. Jonghyun simply shakes his head, chewing lazily while watching the argument.
Minho sighs again, and leaves the table. He sighs a lot these days, sighs a lot since that day.
The day he finally gave in to Taemin's seduction.
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Well, he should have known he'd be the receiving end of Key's wrath. As Taemin's umma, Key was understandably threatened by the intrusion of a foreign object (otherwise known as Minho).
Unfortunately for him, in the SHINee dorm, the worst enemy you could ever have would be Key. Bad breakfast was only the beginning; his laundry was left unwashed, his clothes left unironed, no packed lunch for school, etc...
He slurps the noodles on his instant ramen (which Jinki had helpfully left for him before dragging Key out for a little talk), and wonders how long he was going to be able to survive this situation.
Truthfully, he missed Kibum's nice cooking. And ironed shirts. And packed lunches.
Minho sighs again, and looks up when Taemin comes in, sniffing. The maknae is crying again, and Minho wants to cry too. Wants to cry because he's so damn hungry and he wouldn't admit it, but this was all Taemin's fault.
He sets down his empty ramen cup, and sits on the bed. He pats his lap, and Taemin immediately shuffles close. They cuddle, Minho comforting himself with the maknae's sweet smell of baby powder.
"I'm sorry about Kibum-umma, hyung." Minho shakes his head.
"It's okay, Taemin-ah." Well, it really wasn't, but Minho knew when to shut his mouth.
"How can I make it up to you...?" Minho stared at those watery brown eyes, and strokes a finger down a soft cheek. Taemin moves closer, his lips meeting with Minho's.
The supposed tender kiss quickly turns hot. Minho wasn't surprised when the younger boy began to tug at his clothing, and helpfully took it off.
Taemin might be all innocent and naive on the outside, but inside that little body of his lies a sex fiend. No joke.
Minho wasn't exactly an unwilling participant though. He pushes the younger boy down, starting to unbuckle his pants when the door opened.
"Guys, have you seen my--oh my god, my eyes--" Jonghyun suffers another sight that he didn't really want to see, and quickly reverses, muttering, "At least lock the damn door, aish..." The door slams shut on his exit.
Taemin was now wearing the biggest pout on the face of the planet, obviously having lost his rhythm, but Minho continues to unbuckle his pants, taking out his hard member. He cups Taemin chin with more force than necessary. "Suck it, Taemin-ah."
The maknae's eyes darken with lust, and that little pink tongue of his mischievously darts out to lap at the head.
Minho shudders, his hand gripping Taemin's soft hair.
Taemin continues with his soft teasing, licking and kissing Minho's cock as if it was an ice cream cone, their eyes connected the whole time. Minho grips Taemin's hair harder. "Don't tease me." Taemin simply smiles, before slowly engulfing him.
Minho's neck arches, his hips thrusting forward. He was a bit big for Taemin's mouth, but the maknae seems to manage just fine, sucking his cock as if he was born to do it. Minho shudders again as pleasure courses through him. He's gripping Taemin's hair so hard it probably hurt, and he might be choking him, but Minho couldn't concentrate--
He explodes into Taemin's mouth, and before he can pull out, the younger boy drinks his come. Minho shudders with his release, panting heavily.
Taemin pushes him down the bed, and crawls on top of him. Slowly, he lowers himself on Minho's still-erect member. (Lube-free, hassle-free)
Both boys moan, and Taemin slowly begins to rock. Minho grips his hips so hard it was sure to leave bruises as they slowly find their rhythm.
"Too slow."
Minho nearly throws Taemin on the bed in his hurry, before thrusting back inside. Taemin's scream is so loud his eardrums must have shattered, but he thrusts mindlessly, his grunts mixing with Taemin's moans.
"I-I'm going to--" Taemin's back arches, his mouth opening in a soundless scream as he releases. Minho nips at his neck, leaving hickeys for everyone to see as his thrusts pick up the pace. Taemin squirms and writhes in the bed, their pleasure reaching its peak.
Taemin gives another ear-splitting scream. Minho follows with a groan, releasing inside Taemin.
Minho's ears were still ringing, but he was content. Beside him, Taemin presses a soft kiss on his shoulder, sighing happily.
So maybe he'd be eating instant ramen for a while, but as long as he had Taemin, it wasn't too bad.
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Epilogue (because epilogues are nice)
Minho stares at the floor, Jinki smiles cheerfully, Key glares at Minho, and Taemin glares at Key.
"Aren't we just a happy family." Four glares aim at Jonghyun's sarcastic statement, who shrugs his shoulders lazily.
Jinki clears his throat. "Okay, Kibum and I have discussed Minho-ah and Taemin-ah's new relationship, and Kibum has something he wants to say. Kibum?" He turns to Kibum, who is still glaring at Minho.
"Choi Minho, I'm going to kill you in your sleep. How dare you corrupt my Taeminnie--" Jinki quickly slaps a palm over Key's mouth, holding up a single finger at Taemin's ready retort, before turning to Key with that smile.
Everyone shudders, even Key. That smile meant Jinki was annoyed. And nobody is safe when their gentle, pure leader is annoyed.
"Kibum? You were saying?" Key pouts, and Jinki's smile widens some more. Key immediately drops the cute act, clearing his throat nervously.
"I'm going to agree with this relationship with a few rules."
"Why? We don't complain when you and Jinki-hyung have sex all the time," Jonghyun interrupts.
Jonghyun is knocked out with a single blow of Jinki's shoe on his forehead.
The three other boys stare in stunned shock, while Jinki simply smiles.
"Now that we've got the interruptions out of the way...Kibum, continue?" Key squirms in his seat, and Minho and Taemin remember not to annoy their leader ever. He was even scarier than Key, and they didn't think it was possible.
"A-As I was saying," Key said. "No sex on school nights, no making out in front of us, no cheesy stuff, please. No sex in general--"
"Kibum."
The single word was enough of a threat. Key rolls his eyes.
"Okay, okay. But I don't approve of this, you hear? You're really gonna get it Minho--" Jinki drags Key out, his death threats echoing after them.
Taemin cuddles Minho happily, and Minho realizes with dread that he got a lot more than he bargained for.
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That was such fail smut T_T I'm sorry ;_; *takes out steel umbrella as protection against raining arrows of criticism* This sequel was a bit fail, sorry everyone *bows in shame* Thanks to anggie_sam for giving me the idea for a smut sequel. xD
But comments are loved :D
Pairing: 2min, with random OnKey
Rating: NC-17 for fail smut
Genre: Crack
Summary: Minho gets a lot more than he bargains for.
Notes: This is kind of a sequel for Protein Stains, so I suggest you read that one first before you read this one. :D
Minho sighs.
He stares silently at the unidentifiable mass of food called 'breakfast' on the plate in front of him. The other inhabitants of the table stare at it too, Jonghyun's face registering his disgust, Jinki's brow furrowing with worry, and Taemin's stunned reaction.
After all, everyone else's breakfast was perfectly fine.
Across the table, Key's glare is hot enough to burn a hole straight through him.
Jinki asks Key about the state of Minho's breakfast and Key snaps back with a "he deserves it". Taemin gasps with outrage and fights with his 'umma'. 'Mother and son' squabble, and Jinki tries to calm the two down. Jonghyun simply shakes his head, chewing lazily while watching the argument.
Minho sighs again, and leaves the table. He sighs a lot these days, sighs a lot since that day.
The day he finally gave in to Taemin's seduction.
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Well, he should have known he'd be the receiving end of Key's wrath. As Taemin's umma, Key was understandably threatened by the intrusion of a foreign object (otherwise known as Minho).
Unfortunately for him, in the SHINee dorm, the worst enemy you could ever have would be Key. Bad breakfast was only the beginning; his laundry was left unwashed, his clothes left unironed, no packed lunch for school, etc...
He slurps the noodles on his instant ramen (which Jinki had helpfully left for him before dragging Key out for a little talk), and wonders how long he was going to be able to survive this situation.
Truthfully, he missed Kibum's nice cooking. And ironed shirts. And packed lunches.
Minho sighs again, and looks up when Taemin comes in, sniffing. The maknae is crying again, and Minho wants to cry too. Wants to cry because he's so damn hungry and he wouldn't admit it, but this was all Taemin's fault.
He sets down his empty ramen cup, and sits on the bed. He pats his lap, and Taemin immediately shuffles close. They cuddle, Minho comforting himself with the maknae's sweet smell of baby powder.
"I'm sorry about Kibum-umma, hyung." Minho shakes his head.
"It's okay, Taemin-ah." Well, it really wasn't, but Minho knew when to shut his mouth.
"How can I make it up to you...?" Minho stared at those watery brown eyes, and strokes a finger down a soft cheek. Taemin moves closer, his lips meeting with Minho's.
The supposed tender kiss quickly turns hot. Minho wasn't surprised when the younger boy began to tug at his clothing, and helpfully took it off.
Taemin might be all innocent and naive on the outside, but inside that little body of his lies a sex fiend. No joke.
Minho wasn't exactly an unwilling participant though. He pushes the younger boy down, starting to unbuckle his pants when the door opened.
"Guys, have you seen my--oh my god, my eyes--" Jonghyun suffers another sight that he didn't really want to see, and quickly reverses, muttering, "At least lock the damn door, aish..." The door slams shut on his exit.
Taemin was now wearing the biggest pout on the face of the planet, obviously having lost his rhythm, but Minho continues to unbuckle his pants, taking out his hard member. He cups Taemin chin with more force than necessary. "Suck it, Taemin-ah."
The maknae's eyes darken with lust, and that little pink tongue of his mischievously darts out to lap at the head.
Minho shudders, his hand gripping Taemin's soft hair.
Taemin continues with his soft teasing, licking and kissing Minho's cock as if it was an ice cream cone, their eyes connected the whole time. Minho grips Taemin's hair harder. "Don't tease me." Taemin simply smiles, before slowly engulfing him.
Minho's neck arches, his hips thrusting forward. He was a bit big for Taemin's mouth, but the maknae seems to manage just fine, sucking his cock as if he was born to do it. Minho shudders again as pleasure courses through him. He's gripping Taemin's hair so hard it probably hurt, and he might be choking him, but Minho couldn't concentrate--
He explodes into Taemin's mouth, and before he can pull out, the younger boy drinks his come. Minho shudders with his release, panting heavily.
Taemin pushes him down the bed, and crawls on top of him. Slowly, he lowers himself on Minho's still-erect member. (Lube-free, hassle-free)
Both boys moan, and Taemin slowly begins to rock. Minho grips his hips so hard it was sure to leave bruises as they slowly find their rhythm.
"Too slow."
Minho nearly throws Taemin on the bed in his hurry, before thrusting back inside. Taemin's scream is so loud his eardrums must have shattered, but he thrusts mindlessly, his grunts mixing with Taemin's moans.
"I-I'm going to--" Taemin's back arches, his mouth opening in a soundless scream as he releases. Minho nips at his neck, leaving hickeys for everyone to see as his thrusts pick up the pace. Taemin squirms and writhes in the bed, their pleasure reaching its peak.
Taemin gives another ear-splitting scream. Minho follows with a groan, releasing inside Taemin.
Minho's ears were still ringing, but he was content. Beside him, Taemin presses a soft kiss on his shoulder, sighing happily.
So maybe he'd be eating instant ramen for a while, but as long as he had Taemin, it wasn't too bad.
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Epilogue (because epilogues are nice)
Minho stares at the floor, Jinki smiles cheerfully, Key glares at Minho, and Taemin glares at Key.
"Aren't we just a happy family." Four glares aim at Jonghyun's sarcastic statement, who shrugs his shoulders lazily.
Jinki clears his throat. "Okay, Kibum and I have discussed Minho-ah and Taemin-ah's new relationship, and Kibum has something he wants to say. Kibum?" He turns to Kibum, who is still glaring at Minho.
"Choi Minho, I'm going to kill you in your sleep. How dare you corrupt my Taeminnie--" Jinki quickly slaps a palm over Key's mouth, holding up a single finger at Taemin's ready retort, before turning to Key with that smile.
Everyone shudders, even Key. That smile meant Jinki was annoyed. And nobody is safe when their gentle, pure leader is annoyed.
"Kibum? You were saying?" Key pouts, and Jinki's smile widens some more. Key immediately drops the cute act, clearing his throat nervously.
"I'm going to agree with this relationship with a few rules."
"Why? We don't complain when you and Jinki-hyung have sex all the time," Jonghyun interrupts.
Jonghyun is knocked out with a single blow of Jinki's shoe on his forehead.
The three other boys stare in stunned shock, while Jinki simply smiles.
"Now that we've got the interruptions out of the way...Kibum, continue?" Key squirms in his seat, and Minho and Taemin remember not to annoy their leader ever. He was even scarier than Key, and they didn't think it was possible.
"A-As I was saying," Key said. "No sex on school nights, no making out in front of us, no cheesy stuff, please. No sex in general--"
"Kibum."
The single word was enough of a threat. Key rolls his eyes.
"Okay, okay. But I don't approve of this, you hear? You're really gonna get it Minho--" Jinki drags Key out, his death threats echoing after them.
Taemin cuddles Minho happily, and Minho realizes with dread that he got a lot more than he bargained for.
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That was such fail smut T_T I'm sorry ;_; *takes out steel umbrella as protection against raining arrows of criticism* This sequel was a bit fail, sorry everyone *bows in shame* Thanks to anggie_sam for giving me the idea for a smut sequel. xD
But comments are loved :D