Ok, it's time for some angry-pantsing.
Hmmm... Where shall I start?
How about with that you can't expect someone to change if you don't tell them how. How is someone supposed to know that they need to change if you don't tell them?
Even better, if everything about me bothers you why was it such a big deal that I didn't want to see you anymore?
Ooh, and now for the best part.
You got so mad at Sam for joining the Army for 'a change.' And now... you want to do the same thing? You can't honestly say that I'm a hypocrite when you're pulling shit like this. The best thing, though, is that you think that you'll make it through basic training. This is beyond laughable. You can hardly walk up 4 flights of stairs.
The Army isn't like the movies. You can't talk back to anyone. You're not an idividual. No one cares about what you think. You can't have trendy hair, shoes, or glasses, and yes, ALL of your piercings have to go. It's not a big orgy, it's not a place where you can do whatever you want. You have to get up at 4 in the morning and do hard physical labor all day. Your spoiled, prissy ass wouldn't last more than two days. When you want to give up, guess what, sweet cheeks? you can't. Not even Kinko's can save you from that mess.
Actually, maybe it's not such a bad idea after all. Maybe you'll learn to have some respect and discipline. A good dose of reality is exactly what you need, and this will be more than sufficient.
How about with that you can't expect someone to change if you don't tell them how. How is someone supposed to know that they need to change if you don't tell them?
Even better, if everything about me bothers you why was it such a big deal that I didn't want to see you anymore?
Ooh, and now for the best part.
You got so mad at Sam for joining the Army for 'a change.' And now... you want to do the same thing? You can't honestly say that I'm a hypocrite when you're pulling shit like this. The best thing, though, is that you think that you'll make it through basic training. This is beyond laughable. You can hardly walk up 4 flights of stairs.
The Army isn't like the movies. You can't talk back to anyone. You're not an idividual. No one cares about what you think. You can't have trendy hair, shoes, or glasses, and yes, ALL of your piercings have to go. It's not a big orgy, it's not a place where you can do whatever you want. You have to get up at 4 in the morning and do hard physical labor all day. Your spoiled, prissy ass wouldn't last more than two days. When you want to give up, guess what, sweet cheeks? you can't. Not even Kinko's can save you from that mess.
Actually, maybe it's not such a bad idea after all. Maybe you'll learn to have some respect and discipline. A good dose of reality is exactly what you need, and this will be more than sufficient.