Cricket: one billion Indians can't be wrong!

[axver]

I remember I once made a remark that the quickest way to kill interest in a blog entry is to mention International Relations theory in the opening sentence. I have no doubt that "Australia achieve 122-run victory in a thrilling Test as India lose their last three wickets in five balls" would actually be more effective. Especially if you're like

Comments

[liamtreasure]

Dude, review Nick Drake's video collection.

[axver]

How about I review his sleeping pill collection?

... was that as bad as the Hitler joke?

[liamtreasure]

No, you need to work harder, like hanging around with Ian or dropping nukes in Command And Conquer with Truman.

[axver]

"Hanging around with Ian" is the worst pun I have ever heard. You've been working on that one for a while, haven't you?

[liamtreasure]

Actually, I just came up with it then.

[axver]

Suuure, and your favourite U2 song is Pride.

[liamtreasure]

I'm dead serious, it came just then!

[axver]

I can't wait to hear it 1,000 more times over the next three years or so. You know what I hate? It needs more Steven Wilson. Have a good one.

/overusedsayingsparade

[liamtreasure]

Have a lemonphy.

[axver]

My brain's stalled and I can't think of any more cliches. :(

Shouldn't have spouted off my three major ones in one go.