SO HARDCORE I HAD TO LJ

May 04, 2009 00:49

WARNING: Massive abuse of the capslock key. Also snark. Lots of it.

Proceed at own risk.


*regarding the 'Epic Breaking up of the Doubles Pairs (tm) Matches', last page match-ups*

Axtar: ..........awessssome
THEY PITTED THE DOUBLES PAIRS AGAINST EACH OTHER TO BREAK THEM ALL UP MUAHAHAHAHAHAA
I SEE ANGSTY DOUBLES FIC POPULATING THE COMM SOON
..INUI VS. MIZUKI, KIRIHARA VS RENJI
HUH

YunCyn: /desk

Axtar: ......................
SEIICHI. VS. GENICHIROU.
OH GOD.
THIS.
_THIS_.

YunCyn:......WHAT THE FARK.

Axtar: THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSS WILL BE _EPIC_

YunCyn: HELL GATES WILL PROBABLY OPEN TOO
IF ANYTHING, COG* VS EMPEROR WILL SPLIT THE EARTH IN HALF.
*COG = (Child of God)

Axtar: AND THE ANGELS CRIED OUT IN IMMACULATE CHORUS

YunCyn: I'M SAYING THIS WITH A STRAIGHT FACE.

Axtar: SERIOUS WEI
THAT IS ONE HARDCORE MATCH COMING
I REPEAT: _HARDCORE_

YunCyn: THE EARTH IN -HALF-
NOT JUST THE TENNIS BALL, KIDS. THE VERY _PLANET_

Needless to say, I ANTICIPATE THIS MATCH WITH OPEN ARMS. (Unless Konomi chickens out of drawing it in full and cheats by just showing the results).

Other, lolzy snippets because we were totally on a ROLL:

Axtar: BUT THEM HIGH SCHOOL KIDS ARE APPARENTLY ONE-UPPING MOMO
OBV FEDERER REALLY IS GOD IN THAT UNIVERSE

YunCyn: *facepalms*

Axtar: "With this, your wrists are obviously finished."

YunCyn: *FACEWALLS*

Axtar: BUT MOMO WILL EVOLVE LIKE POKEMON
JUST YOU WAIT
EVERYONE'S GOING TO DO A TEZUKA

Yuncyn: MOMOSHIRO --> MOMOJIIRA DAAAAAA

Axtar: 'SCREW MY [INSERT BODY PART HERE], I WILL WIN THIS MATCH EVEN IF I DESTROY '[REPEAT BODY PART] IN THE PROCESS'

YunCyn: *SNERK* TENNIS = SRZ BIZ

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YunCyn: OBVIOUSLY YUKIMURA 'CHILD OF GOD' SEIICHI CAN SEE EVERYTHING WITH HIS ALL SEEING EYE (POWERED BY HIS OMNISCIENT SWEATBAND OF DOOM)
...I'M THINKING FEDERER IS ZEUS IN THE _PANTHEON_ OF GODS
THIS IS PROBABLY MULTI-DIVINITY SOCIETY

Axtar: OH, DID I MENTION THE SENIOR'S RACKET HAS ONLY TWO STRINGS

YunCyn: =_=

Axtar: IN THIS PATTERN +, SERIUZ

YunCyn: ....*gives up*

Axtar: WITH THAT, HE CAN BREAK PEOPLE'S WRISTS!
THE MAFIA DOESN'T NEED GUNS ANYMORE
WHO NEEDS WEAPONS WHEN YOU HAVE _RACKETS_

YunCyn: You can slice a ball in half, play tennis with your teeth, and play the entire game with only two strings in teh shape of a cross.

Axtar:AND _BALLS_. BOTH KINDS

YunCyn: I GIVE UP.

Axtar: FEDERER IS SO BADASS HE PROBABLY DOESN'T NEED STRINGS

YunCyn:....I ACTUALLY THINK THAT'LL BE PLAUSIBLE IN THAT UNIVERSE. I REALLY DO. NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE ANYMORE

Axtar: YUKIMURA - WILL NOT NEED A RACKET

YunCyn:...WAIT WAIT LET'S GET THINGS STRAIGHT
IF FEDERER NEEDS THE FRAME
THEN YUKIMURA WILL NEED ONE STRING AT LEAST
OR HALF A STRING
HE'S THE -CHILD- OF GOD AFTER ALL

Axtar:...OH yeah
YUKIMURA WILL HOLD THE STRING IN HIS BARE HANDS AND STILL EXERT ENOUGH FORCE TO BREAK A TANK

YunCyn: OR AT LEAST, BREAK THE TENNIS COURT

We also made lots of quips about the angst factors and the solid established doubles pairs (Golden, Platinum, etc.), more quips about Atobe, Tezuka and Ryoma somehow NOT pairing up against each other and took a few shots at Why the Data Pair Wasn't to Be.

...Now that I think about it, I'm kind of surprised Inui didn't drag Kaidoh into forming a pair. I mean, Mizuki. of all people, Mizuki 'Nfu' Hajime. Huh.

Suffice to say, this lovely quote sums up our sentiments:

Yuncyn:(THIS FEELS LIKE FANFIC. WHY DOES THIS FEEL LIKE FANFIC??)

And we're only 5 chapters in, guys. 8D

*fangirls*, pot, *stone*, zomg, crack, lolz

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