Fic: Complicated [Xiao Qiao/Zhou Yu]

[axtar]

Second Dynasty warriors fic ever attempted and it just had to be because of a cracky MSN convo.

Since it is best illustrated by said convo, it all started with this:

axtar: Wu men? Are all built for Mills and Boons

Cue discussion, contemplation, lots of laughter and headwalling until:

yuncyn: ....SHIT WEI IF THIS CONTINUES WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO WRITE

Comments

[iyori]

Aaaaaaaaaah the bakkapuru XDDDDDDDD Dialogue is ace! I seem to remember seeing something of this couple and apple trees.... ah, here it is.



...Always so hard NOT to browse whenever i open my stolen DW art folder;;;;

(Psssssst.... the dare would work better if there was.... incentive.... say, something that involves Zhou Tai? Or Sun Quan? Or Lu Meng? Or-- you know. Wink wink.)

This reminds me; i meant to do research on contraceptives in ancient China.

[axtar]

Seriously? I was bashing my head into the keyboard trying to keep them IC, LOL WHAT.

*pounces on pretty art* Mwee~!

Maybe we could work out a deal. 8D *Italian mafia accent goes here* What do you say?

Eh? That's kind of random. Why?

[iyori]

They turned out perfect, so you can start patching up those bruises on your forehead now ;D

*Puffs on cigar* One 500x500 panel for some of dose men. I'll even make it sparkly n' stuff. What say you?

Er, curiosity? 8D I waste my time researching things like these ahaha. Actually, it started because i was unsatisfied at the lack of awareness for protectives in yaoi manga... (WAY TO BE ACADEMIC, GRAFF) Which lead me to look up homosexuality in ancient China *points at recent journal entry*, which touched a bit on concubines and sexual practices in China, and it seems that the people of that time were only too happy to uh, spill inside, so i'm just wondering how they deal with pregnancy.

[axtar]

T___T Really?

A tempting offer indeed...the sparkles are, how does one put it, interesting an proposition. Perhaps I can be moved into negotiation, hmmm?

LOL! I'm thinking they don't bother about it much? Then again, I'm completely out at sea regarding these kind of things.