The Fish Legacy - 01.15 + HEIR POLL!
Last time on The Fish Legacy:
Guitar and Banjo went to prom! Banjo almost made a friend.
We start this entry with a seemingly-innocuous invitation from Gordon, the kid Guitar played chess with in the park that one time.
Guitar: Oh, I'm great at wooing ladies.
Guitar: This one time, at band camp...
Jaycee: *likes what she sees*
Guitar convinces Jaycee to hang out for a bit.
He apologizes, and she falls for it accepts it because she's a sucker young and really good at ignoring red flags.
He was up until 2 in the morning, so I allowed him to stay home.
Axolotl: You can't keep skipping school to drink! Look at me; I'm literally sick of your shit.
Guitar: You idiot! You distracted me from hacking my grades!
I mean, at least we have Banjo.
Hooboy. I had plans for him and Jaycee tonight, but not while he's enraged.
That's better?
As soon as school let out, Banjo invited Lakeisha and Jamison bowling....
While Guitar invited Jaycee to the arcade on the same lot.
Magnolia Theater Complex by Simlicy
Guitar: Wow! That was amazing! You're so good!
Guitar: Seeing you play like that just makes me wanna....
*smooch*
Guitar: Oh, man, I've been wanting to do that for sooo long!
Banjo: You know...I've been meaning to tell you that I think you're kinda cute....
Jamison: Who? *dramatic hair flip* Me?
Lakeisha: UGGGGH If I had known I was gonna be a third wheel, I would have stayed at home!
Don't worry, Lakeisha. Banjo hasn't gotten any better at socializing.
Uh oh. That's Kayla's ex-husband. Now she's going to be +5 sad for pretty much the rest of her life.
Axolotl tries to cheer her up with some snowman-building.
Wait. No. This won't cheer her up.
Kayla rushes in with the extinguisher before even Axolotl realizes she's on fire.
Kayla: Not today, Grim!
Axolotl: OH WAIT I'M ON FIRE!
Kayla: You're an idiot, but you're my idiot. ♥
It's Guitar's Young Adult birthday!
Jaycee doesn't look too happy about it.
HAMBURGER CAKE TIME!!
Ooh, honey. That face looks good on you.
I'm using graycurse's Random Traits & Aspirations mod now and it's wonderful. It looks like Guitar rolled Good.
*awkward silence*
Guitar: Hey! Ma! You have any life advice for me??
Axolotl: Eh. Not really.
And then my game crashed *cough*MoschinoStuffPack*cough* and I had to replay the entire birthday.
Guitar: For some reason, it feels like I've done this before...
He rolled Active this time around which...I think I'm going to cheat that back to Good.
Love your confidence, Jaycee!
Not gonna lie, I 100% regret not going to her death party a couple of entries ago.
Oh dear.
I should probably have someone upgrade the dryer so it doesn't catch on fire anymore...
Kayla: Uh, son? You have to point the nozzle at the fire to put it out.
Maaaaybe now's not the best time for you to come over?
Guitar obviously disagrees.
I mean, you're both Young Adults now, so...have at it.
And they did.
Jaycee: So, I was thinking. You know. Since we've slept together, and all.... Will you be my boyfriend?
I'm going to take that as a yes.
A celebratory round, I guess.
Banjo: Do you hear that, Jamison? Maybe we should...uh...you know?
Jamison: HARD no.
*sigh* I had so many plans for the two of you, too.
Uh, buddy? Maybe she doesn't want you posting that for the world to see?
Or maybe she's too distracted by your near-constant canoodling.
Jaycee: I know we just came from your room, but do you wanna go back in?
Uh...
That better be food posisoning, Jaycee.
That's right. Eat some applesauce. Like a normal, not-pregnant lady.
Jaycee: I feel sick again.
DON'T YOU DARE.
Jaycee: ...I'm pretty sure I'm pregnant.
WE HAVEN'T EVEN HAD THE HEIR POLL YET!
*SIIIIGH*
I really did consider not moving her in, but...
Look at her. She's a mess. I can't just leave her to fend for herself.
She's having a really hard time.
Axolotl: It's okay, hun. We'll take care of you.
Please don't let your followers name your child, Guitar. We have a theme.
Guitar and Jaycee both have the Computer Whiz aspiration, so when they're not slobbering all over each other, this is how they spend thier time.
Yeah, yeah. Tell me something I haven't already guessed.
If it wasn't for this invitation, Banjo probably would have continued to be overshadowed by all the pregnancy drama.
Apparently, Jamison's a Young Adult now.
Jamison: Young Adult? But that means I can't lead her on anymore without being an even bigger creep....
Banjo: It's okay, Jamison. Lakeisha's a Young Adult now, too. You can play with her heart instead.
Jaycee: You know...it's impossible for me to get double pregnant....
🙄
This whole entire house is like cats in heat right now.
Axolotl has maxed singing, guitar, piano, and violin. The only instrument left for her to max is the organ, I think.
Please do, Jamison! Banjo is badly in need of a love interest.
I mean, even Jamison and Lakeisha have found love.
Well...kind of.
Banjo gave Guitar a "congratulations on the baby" gift. And then--
Wait...is this Jamison's friend? The one that maybe wanted to go out with her??
He has a wife, dude! AND he's a Young Adult.
Not cool, Jamison.
Kayla: Aw, it's okay, sweetie. One day you'll find a guy your age who likes you.
I'm really starting to doubt that.
With all the Sims in the house, there's a lot more to fix and a lot more to clean.
Fortunately, they have juuuust enough money left after the most recent home rennovation to pay the bills.
...I maaaay have forgotten about the maid, though.
I'm so sorry, guy. You even caught on fire for this family.
Banjo: Soooo....
Banjo: Which one of you wants to be my boyfriend?
Jaycee: YOU. ARE TOO YOUNG. TO GET PREGNANT.
Ronen: Pregnant? I thought you just wanted a boyfriend!
Once they finished the project, I had Banjo hit on the boy with the pink streaks in his hair.
So far, so good....
Aaaaaand he rejected her.
Banjo: I've always thought you were the more attractive one, anyway.
Ronen: Really???
No, not really, but we're getting a little desperate here.
Kayla's not too happy to be caught in the middle of their flirting.
He doesn't reject her, though!
And Banjo's genuinely into him. Score!
In completely unrelated news, Axolotl got another promotion!
She actually got two this entry, but I cut out the first one becuse this entry is already horrendously long.
Well, it's a good thing you're already pregnant, isn't it Jaycee?
Guitar: Could I...maybe...touch your belly?
Jaycee's sister invited her to her birthday party.
Jaycee gave the birthday girl a gift.
Said hi to her brother.
Aaaaand she's in labor.
Jaycee: I hope the doctor's not a ghost.
He is.
Welcome to the family, Rivuline Fish.
Depending on the results of the heir poll, we may be kicking you out of the house real soon, but that's a future-you problem, I guess.
Not to be outdone by her niece, Banjo celebrates her birthday the following day.
Banjo: I wish to make out with a lot of cute boys!
Given how bad you are at socializing? Good luck.
I genuinely can't get over how beautiful she is. I've never had an Axolotl-born Sim turn out beautiful.
And she's Paranoid!! ♥
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