Hello?... o-oh...oh...oh...
Can't believe it's been seven years since I last posted here.
Behold my latest fanfic obsession: the current President of Ukraine (and his friends).
So now they all get to be in my new longfic, "The Acheloid".
And only about 40,000 words in, I realized that I was basically writing Stephen King's "IT", set in 1980s/2000s Ukraine. Oh well.