Based on a true story
Overheard in a Spanish Harlem Duane Reade this morning, while the lady in front of me was arguing over 90¢:
Elderly woman: "Excuse me, where do you keep the toothbrushes and toothpaste?"
Security guard (yes, she asked the security guard): "Um, toward the back corner there. Aisle 19 I think."
Elderly woman (pissed): "All the way back there? What the fuck is that about?"
Elderly woman: "Excuse me, where do you keep the toothbrushes and toothpaste?"
Security guard (yes, she asked the security guard): "Um, toward the back corner there. Aisle 19 I think."
Elderly woman (pissed): "All the way back there? What the fuck is that about?"