Life beater

[axlcrew]

The marriage is off to a rocky start. I innocently forgot to put my wedding ring on yesterday after my shower because my mind was occupied with how I could make my wife as happy as possible that day. So I walked around the city all day without it, a helpless male in the Lipstick Jungle. I was a little taken aback when she got all snippy when she

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Woe to you!

[starrjelly]

It must have been a really rough day for you. I should have been a better wife and kissed your ass too. I'm sorry. Thinking back to your vulnerability, it must have been exactly like it was before we were married... women running away from you, Oh! I mean WITH you. And the smell, oh how could I forget the smell. I'm still trying to suppress THAT. ;-)

Haha.

Re: Woe to you!

[gmcg]

Curse you, Tiger Woods! How many homes and lives must you rip apart in your insane quest for golfing dominance?!?

The hottest new drama of the season

[pyramidsong]

Hopefully, these pseudo marital disputes will become a regular part of our Live Journal universe. I can't wait until Episode 36, when Lloyd gets drunk on a Saturday night and runs out of the apartment, then laments Meri's "unsubstantiated" unhappiness after she finds him without pants and playing X-Box in bed with a Nigerian crack dealer in Harlem.

Re: The hottest new drama of the season

[starrjelly]

Unfortunately we have already covered that.