Excellence, thy name is Kristy McNichol
Nice, they're showing The Pirate Movie on the Fox Movie Channel. But come on, only 1 out of 4 stars?!?!? That's fine though, it just means more people will pass it up, leaving more pirate goodness for me and Emily.
I only hope that someday I get as fine a theme song as "I am the Pirate King" with such clever lyrics as:
The ladies shield and the ships go down.
Or is it the other way around? (mischievous pirate laughter)
Ha fucking ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I only hope that someday I get as fine a theme song as "I am the Pirate King" with such clever lyrics as:
The ladies shield and the ships go down.
Or is it the other way around? (mischievous pirate laughter)
Ha fucking ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!