My Name is Axl Rose.

[axl_r]

Hello, my name is Axl Rose. Axl Rose is my name. Rose, Axl. Axl, Rose. W. Axl Rose.

I am the hottest man alive. Oh, yes, you know it. Why? Because, I'm Axl Rose. Axl Rose is me. Rose, Rose, Rose...

I have a band. Their name is "Guns N' Roses". There used to be: Slash, Duff Mckagan, Izzy Stradlin (Gilby Clarke), Steve Adler (Matt Sorum), and me. Now there are a bunch of new guys. And one of the new guys wears a KFC bucket. On his head. And it is funny, and I laugh all day about it.

Ha. Ha. Ha.

My girlfriend is very hot. Her name is Stephanie Seymour. We've dated once before. Now we're dating again. Isn't that CRAZY?

Stupid-do-woop-diddy-dego.

My girlfriend is hot. Very hot. I have nudie pictures of her on my computer. I get to see her nude. That is very cool.

RRRRRREEEEOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRR!

Grr, argh.

I gave my girlfriend my password for this diary. She knows my password. She can do whatever she wants with my journal, like she is doing now. Because this is not Axl Rose. Rose, Axl. Axl, Rose. W. Axl Rose.

This is Princess Stephanie Seymour with a high fever and a head-cold like a bitch.

I think I'll go before I get me-self into any more trouble.

Stupid-do-woop-diddy-dego!