Sperm Retention Bitchiness

[axistence]

this past weekend was just ... ugh. I was suffering from a severe case of SRB. I would either be too busy to have a good 'ol masturbation session; if not, my roomate would be around. The whole week was just pretty stressful. So Saturday night rolls around, and i think: "ahhh, its saturday, everyone should be out, time for me to have a nice looong

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[vivmuffin]

I burst out laughing when I read this. I don't mean to laugh but this was too much. Four words. Toilet and a porn mag.

[axistence]

thats 5 words darling :P

[vivmuffin]

Ooops! My bad. Five, not four *whaps hands*

[axistence]

that was the emotion i was going for anyway :P laughter

[vivmuffin]

Five fingers....I get it *laughs*