Why I always end up with crappy wierd roomates.
Simple Logic.
The uni has a roomate request form that allows us campus residents to room with someone of our choice. Therefore, most people who've been dorming on campus for a while would've already made some friends and thus would most likely be dorming with them.
Which would only leave the wierd ones (like my roomate) in which no one wants to dorm with them. Lo and behold, who gets stuck with people like these? The freshies, the new dormies, and the new transfers. I.E.? ME.
Logical, isn't it? Nothing to do with my bad karma! :)
I think the closest my roomate will EVER get to being laid, is by watching National Geographic's series on naked tribal women. That and watching the History Channel's biographies on WWII GI's sexual exploits (which he was watching yesterday night).
Did I also mention he carries a big wooden stick around? Yes, a big wooden stick thats splintered at the end. I didn't really take much notice about it until someone, quite a few someones actually, started telling me stories on how wierd my roomate is. It seems that he carries the stick around to "protect Preston from invaders of evil". *raises eyebrow* He also used to stand at the back door of Preston, just like a guard, and checks everyone that comes in. Last semester, people started complaining that he was scaring people, and when the RA took his stick away from him, he damn nearly broke down and cried!
Yikes.
The uni has a roomate request form that allows us campus residents to room with someone of our choice. Therefore, most people who've been dorming on campus for a while would've already made some friends and thus would most likely be dorming with them.
Which would only leave the wierd ones (like my roomate) in which no one wants to dorm with them. Lo and behold, who gets stuck with people like these? The freshies, the new dormies, and the new transfers. I.E.? ME.
Logical, isn't it? Nothing to do with my bad karma! :)
I think the closest my roomate will EVER get to being laid, is by watching National Geographic's series on naked tribal women. That and watching the History Channel's biographies on WWII GI's sexual exploits (which he was watching yesterday night).
Did I also mention he carries a big wooden stick around? Yes, a big wooden stick thats splintered at the end. I didn't really take much notice about it until someone, quite a few someones actually, started telling me stories on how wierd my roomate is. It seems that he carries the stick around to "protect Preston from invaders of evil". *raises eyebrow* He also used to stand at the back door of Preston, just like a guard, and checks everyone that comes in. Last semester, people started complaining that he was scaring people, and when the RA took his stick away from him, he damn nearly broke down and cried!
Yikes.