Things I would like to find in my shoe:
Candy!
Tim Tams!
Tea!
Tits!
Things I did find in my shoe:
Stones!
Small jagged shards of glass!
A note on the latter, 'Fucking ouch! What the hell was that? Is that blood?'.
So does anyone know any women with foot and blood fetishes? They could come in handy if I keep finding mysterious shards of glass in my shoe.