Because I fail like a fail thing and didn't think of this earlier, here is an IC Character gift exchange post! Better late than not at all, yes yes? YES
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Starscream really doesn't care about this holiday or giving gifts to anyone, but he is going to troll the lot of you with it.
Mikaela -- he is going to take you out flying like he promised to and since his last gift didn't go so well.
DW!Shockwave -- you get a TF sized lightbulb.
G1Thundercracker -- he doesn't mind you, so he'll be nice. You get one if those programmable holographic projectors that he made before. And some of that weird green energon.
Ani!Prime and Optronix -- you both get holographic projectors too. But anonly with no way to trace it back to him. Maybe you can avoid those impersonators a bit easier now.
ArmadaStarscream -- you get a TF sized book that says 'How not to suck' on the cover. When opened it reads 'You can't.' and that's all.
G1!Megatron -- the best is saved for you. You get a robotic cat that actually looks kinda like you. And actually the only reason you get it is because it escaped and he needed a BS excuse to keep you from shooting him.
He really doesn't care about most others to bother. Unless Sari wants to receive a disembodied doll or something.
[What an astute observation. Really. He's astounded.]
You know something about this.
[He's not really looking at the screen, he's too busy giving the cat a suspicious look. Oblivious, it lifts a paw and starts taking a bath as he scowls.]
Mikaela -- he is going to take you out flying like he promised to and since his last gift didn't go so well.
DW!Shockwave -- you get a TF sized lightbulb.
G1Thundercracker -- he doesn't mind you, so he'll be nice. You get one if those programmable holographic projectors that he made before. And some of that weird green energon.
Ani!Prime and Optronix -- you both get holographic projectors too. But anonly with no way to trace it back to him. Maybe you can avoid those impersonators a bit easier now.
ArmadaStarscream -- you get a TF sized book that says 'How not to suck' on the cover. When opened it reads 'You can't.' and that's all.
G1!Megatron -- the best is saved for you. You get a robotic cat that actually looks kinda like you. And actually the only reason you get it is because it escaped and he needed a BS excuse to keep you from shooting him.
He really doesn't care about most others to bother. Unless Sari wants to receive a disembodied doll or something.
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[He will so just pick you up and take off with no warning whatsoever.]
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Right now?!
[FFFFFFFFFF She won't mind anyway but OKAY]
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Do you object?
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Not at all. Let me grab my shoes.
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What is this?
[He's glaring very pointedly at the suspiciously familiar looking feline now perched on the arm of his throne... staring at him.]
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[He gives his most innocent look.]
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[What an astute observation. Really. He's astounded.]
You know something about this.
[He's not really looking at the screen, he's too busy giving the cat a suspicious look. Oblivious, it lifts a paw and starts taking a bath as he scowls.]
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It's a small creature that recharges for about eighteen Earth hours a day and ... that's about it.
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[He growls; it's rather obvious that his Second has something to do with this.]
Why.
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Besides it's not going to explode or maul you while you are offline.
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[If he wasn't suspicious before he is now... especially since it's attempting to rub on him and purring.]
It sounds defective. [a pause, then he narrows his optics] Or ready to explode at any moment.
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...
And it's supposed to make that noise.
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[He scowls, actually leaning away from it when it meows at him and purrs louder.]
If it's not going to explode, than why is it making that humming noise?
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