[[++005++]] - [Video -> Audio]
[It's a bright blue light. Oh, it's attached to something- or someone, rather. It tilts in the dimness of some sort of building.]
Ah, hello? Is anyone out there? I'd, ah, feel a little odd talking to myself, otherwise.
....well all right, I'll just resume, on the assumption that there is, indeed, someone listening, there, on the other end. Okay- I guess the first thing I should tell you is not to worry- not to worry, this is... Well this is probably the kind of message that you'd have to wonder if there's something the matter, right? So let's set that straight, first thing- No, not...not for the moment- it's not an emergency, however I do think that I will require some assistance, ah, at some point in the very near and preferably sooner than later future.
[He's moving along in the darkness, and as his light passes along, one can make out the walls, a few strange signs posted here and there.]
As it so happens, I seem to have gotten myself a little, um...stuck. See, there's this... well she called it the "new and improved" testing and application center, but- Well to put it quite simply I was afraid to go at the time. If you knew who I was talking about then you'd probably completely understand!
-where was I? O~h, right, right, right- So yes. I'm here. In the aforementioned facilities in Zone 4- the, ah, Aperture Science Testing and Application Center, and apparently she....is...not. Oh. Looks like the place has been abandoned, although not nearly as long as the last one but there's some... Well, it's- it's pretty dead here, actually. Although never quite dead. Guess I should have expected that. Even when she was shut down, the place was still running on a back-up system. I guess she ported the whole thing over when she got brought here. Only guessing, mind. I don't know how she- --whoah! Oh, okay, wow, that was a, ah, all right, it's all right, I'm okay, I'm okay! Just a little dip there in the- didn't see it. Lights, lights...you'd think there'd be some lights. Maybe in there?
...and it's locked. Okay, just, just one second. I'll probably have to hack this. You still with me there? Presumably? This will only take a moment- I'll just... Hm. Be right back.
[And the transmission ends. A minute or two later it clicks back on, however Audio only.]
Okay, good news! I got through that door. Obviously. Bad news, still...no lights. Still working on that, but as of now, no lights yet- but I think I'm getting somewhere. Then I can get the bloody doors open again and save you the trouble! -did I mention that part? I didn't, did I. Well I did mention I was stuck, I'm pretty sure I did that- just not the... well, anyway.
...huh. This is actually looking pretty familia-
Oh hey, look at that, the lights are going on.
Wait, this looks like-
Substitute core detected. Preparing to commence with replacement procedure.
-What? Wait, no, that's not-- I'm- Whoa, whoa- hold on hold on hold on there!
Resistance in substitute core detected. Please be assured that the following procedures are verified and approved by authorized personnel and necessary for the greater good of science!
Just what authorized personnel would that be?!
Initiating emergency procedures in 3...2...1..
No, don't- I'm, I've got a bad feeling about this..! Ah, h-help would actually- Oh g- Aagh! HELP, AHH- NO, STOP! I--
[--Transmission End--]
((OOC: There aren't going to be any responses from Wheatley. Log post for interested parties will follow shortly! :D)))
Ah, hello? Is anyone out there? I'd, ah, feel a little odd talking to myself, otherwise.
....well all right, I'll just resume, on the assumption that there is, indeed, someone listening, there, on the other end. Okay- I guess the first thing I should tell you is not to worry- not to worry, this is... Well this is probably the kind of message that you'd have to wonder if there's something the matter, right? So let's set that straight, first thing- No, not...not for the moment- it's not an emergency, however I do think that I will require some assistance, ah, at some point in the very near and preferably sooner than later future.
[He's moving along in the darkness, and as his light passes along, one can make out the walls, a few strange signs posted here and there.]
As it so happens, I seem to have gotten myself a little, um...stuck. See, there's this... well she called it the "new and improved" testing and application center, but- Well to put it quite simply I was afraid to go at the time. If you knew who I was talking about then you'd probably completely understand!
-where was I? O~h, right, right, right- So yes. I'm here. In the aforementioned facilities in Zone 4- the, ah, Aperture Science Testing and Application Center, and apparently she....is...not. Oh. Looks like the place has been abandoned, although not nearly as long as the last one but there's some... Well, it's- it's pretty dead here, actually. Although never quite dead. Guess I should have expected that. Even when she was shut down, the place was still running on a back-up system. I guess she ported the whole thing over when she got brought here. Only guessing, mind. I don't know how she- --whoah! Oh, okay, wow, that was a, ah, all right, it's all right, I'm okay, I'm okay! Just a little dip there in the- didn't see it. Lights, lights...you'd think there'd be some lights. Maybe in there?
...and it's locked. Okay, just, just one second. I'll probably have to hack this. You still with me there? Presumably? This will only take a moment- I'll just... Hm. Be right back.
[And the transmission ends. A minute or two later it clicks back on, however Audio only.]
Okay, good news! I got through that door. Obviously. Bad news, still...no lights. Still working on that, but as of now, no lights yet- but I think I'm getting somewhere. Then I can get the bloody doors open again and save you the trouble! -did I mention that part? I didn't, did I. Well I did mention I was stuck, I'm pretty sure I did that- just not the... well, anyway.
...huh. This is actually looking pretty familia-
Oh hey, look at that, the lights are going on.
Wait, this looks like-
Substitute core detected. Preparing to commence with replacement procedure.
-What? Wait, no, that's not-- I'm- Whoa, whoa- hold on hold on hold on there!
Resistance in substitute core detected. Please be assured that the following procedures are verified and approved by authorized personnel and necessary for the greater good of science!
Just what authorized personnel would that be?!
Initiating emergency procedures in 3...2...1..
No, don't- I'm, I've got a bad feeling about this..! Ah, h-help would actually- Oh g- Aagh! HELP, AHH- NO, STOP! I--
[--Transmission End--]
((OOC: There aren't going to be any responses from Wheatley. Log post for interested parties will follow shortly! :D)))