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[iam_not_amoron]

-well I did warn you, you know. Can't, can't really blame me if I gave you a warning, can you? Oh, you're still insistent on it? Actually that worked out really well- Well no, of course not from your perspective but then what do you expect! Coming at me like that- I panicked! It's perfectly normal to panic when you have someone five times your

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[hvymetalheroics]

....what's going on? That's what? It looks shiny.

[And it reeks of SCIENCE!]

[iam_not_amoron]

What? Nothing's going on, nothing at all- didn't see anyone lose a leg back there- accidentally, I should add.

[hvymetalheroics]

I hope they didn't. That'd be bad.

[iam_not_amoron]

Oh yes, very bad- but not irreparable, ah, at the very least.

[hvymetalheroics]

So what is that in your -- very finely made and still working, I see - hands?

[iam_not_amoron]

Hm? Oh this! Well- funny thing really, didn't expect to find something like this here of all places, back on earth, well sure but...

[hvymetalheroics]

No? Is it yours?

[iam_not_amoron]

Um. I suppose it could be? I found it in the trash- which is an odd place to find a portal gun if you ask me!

[hvymetalheroics]

So you know what it is? What does it do?

[iam_not_amoron]

Oh yes, actually! This was a part of the old testing facilities I used to work in, back when I was on earth! I said a portal gun, didn't I? That's exactly what it does- it makes portals. Seems a lot... a lot easier watching someone else do it, let me tell you.

[hvymetalheroics]

Portals?

[INSTANT INTEREST. Well, more interest. He was already interested, this just makes it work.]

What kind of portals?

[iam_not_amoron]

What kind? Um. Well, portal portals... What other kind are there, not that I'm a portal expert-

Here, let's see... I can, I'll just show you!

Ah... [He looks about.] That wall looks fairly portal-able... Now...which...one was it...

[It takes some effort to level the gun, and the end glows blue before it shoots off a plasma-ish blast onto said wall. A large glowing blue oval appears. If it weren't plastered vertically on a wall, one could have mistaken it for some radioactive pond or something.]

Oh good! That worked! Was almost worried- could have had a leg or something pop out- that, that wouldn't be pleasant at all. -so! Now....just....let's just aim to the side of it...riiiiight there!

[Wheatley shoots off the gun again, this time sending an orange blast towards the wall a couple of feet from the blue one. This instantly causes the formerly opaque surface of the blue one to open up like a hole, maintaining its glowing blue edges. The other remains orange at its edges.There! Just like that! Hah- got it, this isn't

[hvymetalheroics]

[MEGAMIND IS ENTHRALLED.]

...Have you studied it? Know how it works? Perhaps I might help you unlock it's secrets!

[And not just because he's got an ulterior motive to help Roxanne with that portal technology.]

[iam_not_amoron]

Studied? Oh no- this is actually the first time I've ever used the thing, much less hold one. I just know how it's usually employed, other than that, I wasn't the one that designed the thing!

[hvymetalheroics]

OH! Well, you should! Science and all. Figure out what it does, what makes it work, you know. That sort of thing.

[iam_not_amoron]

I guess it couldn't hurt to. I'm still surprised to have found it at all! Useful too, surprisingly so, actually!