[The video opens in a very dark room, with a light shining around to illuminate various features of the setting a-la Blair Witch. It passes over counter-tops with broken glass and various tools, beakers, and dormant machines, then lights up what seems to be a transformer-sized lab-table in the center of the room, looking not unlike a dentist's
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[He's trying to peer over your shoulder.]
Or have you been up to some...ah...kinky exploits?
[He glances at the laboratory equipment.]
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No, so sorry to disappoint you though as I'm sure that's what you were hoping for.
I'm going to make a guess that you won't give me the coordinates to your current location, huh?
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Seeing as I intend to purchase it? No.
Why do you ask?
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[It's surprisingly brief for Perceptor, but even he can't add too many more syllables to that type of message.]
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[Megatron, on the other hand, is probably late. He's got a long way to go, and his tank mode isn't much faster than walking.]
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[Still, he'd arrive, pulling up to the front of the back-alley Diner just outside of the warehouse district.]
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[Then again, Perceptor had very little to do to before making his way there, while Megatron... seems to be a busy little bee, so to speak. He'll probably find Perceptor waiting at a table that is not the most strategically placed in the establishment, but Perceptor doesn't really think in those terms. He is, however, sitting with his back to a wall, rather than the door. He isn't quite that foolish.]
[He will rise, however, when Megatron approaches; it's courteous, after all.]
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So you're the Alpha Perceptor.
[That little courteous gesture goes quite a long way with making a good first impression, and Megatron pauses, actually surprised.]
Quaint.
[He nods in return, and sits.]
I'll get straight to business. [Folding his hands on the table, he waits for Perceptor to sit before beginning.] How...big. Do transformers get, in your universe?
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[He is unimpressed.]
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257 rooms, to be precise.
Realtors appear to be master manipulators.
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You have some interest in the Zone in particular, Sir?
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I do. It seems this zone can use a little straightening up.
I thought I'd try a little renovation project.
Why?
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Oh, tell me you're not thinking urban renewal! [No 'Sir', respect gone from her tone. It's like she's a Starscream.] Gentrification? Saw enough of that in Detroit. Abandoned factories perfect for secluded rendezvouses being snatched up by Autobot families. Making the neighborhood all safe.
[She smirks here. Much more mocking than irritated.] Maintenance bots are so good at straightening up.
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[This smirk is leaning more toward 'predatory' than 'friendly.']
Do you have a problem with it?
[Does this face seem like the sort to make neighborhoods all safe?]
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waitaminute]
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