[Voice]

[onemanaloooone]

I got a newsflash for you, Axiom Nexus.

Any of you out there still holdin' on to the last dregs of hope they're gonna get your work all nice and neat... get your ass back where you belong?

Nah. Ain't gonna happen. Because --

[And here, the man pauses, and raises his voice, as if he's shouting over his shoulder.]

-- Metal heads said they'd

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[tattooed_jet]

And it has taken you three years to figure this out?

[Starscream had that solved within a cycle of arriving here.]

Your processing speed is truly astonishing.

[As in...how you remember to ventilate without reminders.]

[onemanaloooone]

Uh huh.

'Cause it ain't like no one ever goes home. You been here what? Three times now?

Guess y'just couldn't stay away, eh, you big flyin' Dorito?

[tattooed_jet]

[What is with this ridiculous notion. Starscream has never been here before.]

[He squints.]

I see through your pathetic attempts to try to make me doubt my sanity, naked monkey.

[onemanaloooone]

Better go back and check the comm records again, there, Doritoscream.

Y'been here before. This? I know.

[tattooed_jet]

The name is STARscream, you putrid sack of plasma.

And I have better things to do with my time than search for what doesn't exist.

[onemanaloooone]

And I got loads better to do than hand out nicknames to people who ain't gonna respect 'em.

You're crushin' me. My heart's breakin' all over the place here, Doritoscream.