[VOICE]
Soundwave here to bring you joyous tidings! But, like. First, here's a song that totally got requested. Rock on!
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I like big afts and I cannot lie!
You other mechs cannot deny,
That when a femme walks in with an itty chassis
And a round thing in your face--
You get sprung,
Kinda wanna go ORZ,
Cuz you notice that aft was forged
Deep in the machines she's bearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My fellow bots tried to warn me
But that aft you got
Make Me so horny
Ooh, bumper of smooth tin
You say you wanna get in my benz
Well use me, use me cuz you ain't that average groupy!
I've seen them dancin'
To th' Pit with romancin'
She's a jet, wet, got it goin' like a turbo 'vette!
I'm tired of commercials
Saying flat afts are the thing
Take the average tour van and ask him that:
She gotta pack much back!
So fellas. (yeah!) Fellas. (yeah!)
Has your femme friend got the aft (smelt yeah!)
Well shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake that waxed aft
Baby got back
I like'em round and big
And when I'm throwin a gig
I just can't help myself
I'm actin like a screwball.
Now here's my scandal
I wanna get you home
And UH, double up UH UH
I ain't talkin 'bout playbot
Cuz silver parts were made for tots
I want'em real thick and steely
So find that steely double
Soundwave's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that metal bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Knockin' these bimbos, walkin' like hos
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my femmes like ol' Clio
A word to the thick soul sistas
I wanna get with ya
I won't cus or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna --
Til the break of dawn
Baby got it goin on
A lot of pimps won't like this song
Cuz them punks lie to hit it and quit it
But I'd rather stay and play
Cuz I'm long and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on
So ladies (yeah!), ladies (yeah!)
Do you wanna roll in my Mercedes (yeah!)
Then turn around
Stick it out
Even Autobots got to shout
Baby got back
Yeah baby
When it comes to femmes
TransTech ain't got nothin to do with my selection
36-24-36
Only if she's 5'3"
So your girlfriend throws a Honda
Playin workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns hun
You can do side bends or sit-ups, but please don't lose that aft
Some brothers wanna play that hard role
And tell you that the aft ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So TransTech says you're a wideload
Well I ain't down with scrap load
Cuz your chassis is small and your curves are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
To the beanpole dames in the magazines
You ain't it miss thing
Give me a sista I can't resist her
Red beans and rice did miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
Cuz his girls were on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And pulled up quick to get with 'em
So femmes if the aft is round
And you wanna triple X throw down
Dial 2112.1 and kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back
Baby got back
Little in tha middle but she got much trunk!
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And now, like. For the news, dudes! Then back to the tunes.
First of all: SOMEBOT'S GOTTEN OWN UP TO BLASTIN' MY ARTWORK! You'd better step up, dude! That was majorly uncool, and important work! For sure! Better speak up, ya jerk!
Secondly, looks like th' plants are finally gettin' taken care of. Radical, dudes! Maybe next time Jetfire will, like, be way more careful on workin' on plants, ya know? No 'fense dude. Seriously.
And, like. Dudes? What was with the earthquake on Thursday? I'unno, can Cybertron even get earthquakes? Like, how does THAT work?
Also, I would totally like to say, if you're lookin' for a totally sweet deal on hoverpads, the Swindles are the way to go! Buy two, get the third on 20% discount! Totaly go for it, dudes.
And I will totally be taking requests this evening for your easy listenin'. Call up your pal Soundwave, and we'll totally get goin' on that!
Soundwave, rockin' out!