[Accidental Video- Open]

[supreme_leader]

[There's fire everywhere.

Several chairs, what appears to be a table and several mech sized mannequins--all of it's on fire.

Clearly, something has gone terribly wrong and all the camera shows are two sets of pedes--one white and one grey--backpedaling away. One voice stammers something that the mic doesn't quite pick up, making it impossible to

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[Video]

[darklydreamndex]

You know, when my evil plans backfire, I tend to not broadcast them on the network.

[Video]

[supreme_leader]

[No one said anything about evil plans. Who said that?]

Nothing more than a small accident, fleshling.

[Video]

[darklydreamndex]

Is holding Autobot hostages accidental too, robot?

[Video]

[supreme_leader]

[Scowl; he doesn't like you human. Not at all.]

Autobots outnumber my miserable amount of soldiers--I would have to be incredibly foolish to capture one.

That, [he gestures off-screen] is a mech I found wandering around in the lower zones. He's being paid for his services. [With his life, but who's keeping track?]

[Video]

[darklydreamndex]

[These Decepticons are easy to anger - this one in particular. I've seen him when he's vulnerable. When he was a human. All it takes is the right phrase...]

I thought foolish was in the Decepticon job description?

[Video]

[supreme_leader]

[Warning growl.]

It is necessary to take risks to accomplish goals. However, the only Autobot I want crushed beneath my pede is Optimus Prime

[Video] Dexter lives to make you angry

[darklydreamndex]

So you're saying you'd be foolish enough to steal an Autobot despite there being numerous Autobots to take you down for said foolishness.

To accomplish your goals. Because it's risky.

[Innocent smile.]

Or did I read that wrong?

[Video] He does know humans a really squishy right?

[supreme_leader]

[Snarl]

No, I want Prime, not the whole of the Autobot forces.

[Watch yourself Dexter. He doesn't take kindly to rumors being spread about him--especially if they're true and could ruin him.]

Perhaps you shouldn't involve yourself in things you don't understand human.

[Video] He has a very big gun. :)

[darklydreamndex]

Last I checked you usually have to go through subordinates to get to leaders.

[Steal subordinate. Demand a reward or they're killed, leaving the leader to deal with the guilt of not saving them. I've seen it all before. Humans and Cybertronians are not so different when it comes to violent tendencies. The only difference is there are no Cybertronians like me]

So what is this wandering mech doing for you? Just... running around taking bullets for you? Sounds sketchy.

[Video] He doesn't care. Ultimately, you still smush.

[supreme_leader]

No, Prime prefers to fight his own battles. He's far too noble to let his soldiers fight for him.

[Which works rather nicely for him.]

Acting as my assistant in perfecting a weapon of mine. Obviously he's doing poorly. [Scowl.]

[Video] He has a very, VERY big gun.

[darklydreamndex]

Why not just kill him, then? Find another wandering, worthless mech to pay?

[Or is he special? I'm guessing so.]

[Video] And so does he.

[supreme_leader]

That would waste my valuable time. I've already hired this one and it was hard enough to find him.

[He's not special, even if you knew who it was, Malcolm wouldn't consider him special.]

[Video]

[darklydreamndex]

And yet you're spending 'valuable' time talking to me. Time well-spent.

[You get air-quotes and everything.]

[Video]

[supreme_leader]

[His optics flash and he snarls.]

I can waste even more hunting you down and offlining you insect.