[Voice]

[onemanaloooone]

... I think I just heard a great disturbance in the force.

Like a couple hundred internet nerds just cried out.  And then got all snippy at each other.

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[Voice] /Late

[good_grrrl]

Hey. What's 'internet'? [Apart from being a thing that doesn't exist in her 1988.] Is it some kind of comic book or Sci-fi movie?

[Voice]

[onemanaloooone]

...

Are we serious? You're not serious. This is some kinna Nexus joke.

[Voice]

[good_grrrl]

Serious. Totally.

[Voice]

[onemanaloooone]

Missy, I got one question for you and one question only.

How do you manage to survive in a crazy robot city and not know what the internet is?

[Voice]

[good_grrrl]

Uh...well...it sounds like some kind of net that connects things. [Dawning realization.] Like the network between the communicators?

But, like, what's that got to do with nerds?

[Voice]

[onemanaloooone]

Bingo! Only with a lot more badly-filmed amateur pornos.

Everything.

[Voice]

[good_grrrl]

Pornos?

What?

[She has to think about this.]

Techrat was a 'computer guy', but he looked like a reject from a New Wave video. Nerds are, like, losers with with pocket protectors and undersized pants, not over-sized rayon suits.

Right?

[Voice]

[onemanaloooone]

Pornography.

Nerds are anything they wanna be and more, sweetheart. Computer messiahs and Star Trek groupies.

[Voice]

[good_grrrl]

I know what porno is. I just never-

...

So, it does have something to do with Sci-fi. I guess they get snippy about who gets to direct or star in the next movie. Jem Starred in a Sci-fi, once.