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partypony April 9 2011, 03:40:52 UTC
Yaaaay~! It's Friday!

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inferiordude April 9 2011, 03:42:37 UTC
I know, right?! Let's have a PARTY.

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partypony April 9 2011, 04:19:33 UTC
Parties are my specialty!

What kind of cake should we have?

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/jacks! science_cake April 9 2011, 04:21:27 UTC
I believe I may have a suggestion there unusually hued equine...

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Re: /jacks! partypony April 9 2011, 04:22:54 UTC
Whoa, who are you?

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science_cake April 9 2011, 04:59:43 UTC
Oh, hello.

I am your friendly Aperture Science test Coordinator.
You may call me GLaDOS.

Would you like to receive instructions for construction of testcompletioncelebratory cake?

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partypony April 9 2011, 05:01:32 UTC
Aperture whozza whattle?

Glados, huh? That's alot easier!

Sure, I'm always up for new recipes!

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science_cake April 9 2011, 05:05:14 UTC
Very good.

Beginning recipe edification in

3..

2..

{error 31.21 redofromstart

011011010111100100100000011011000110100101110100011101000110110001100101001000000111000001101111011011100111100100101100001000000110110101111001001000000110110001101001011101000111010001101100011001010010000001110000011011110110111001111001}

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partypony April 9 2011, 05:15:53 UTC
[Blink]

Oooooookaaay.

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science_cake April 9 2011, 05:20:47 UTC
{01100110011100100110100101100101011011100110010001110011011010000110100101110000001000000110100101110011001000000110110101100001011001110110100101100011}

AND I'm back.

Continuing pastry construction protocol distribution.

[Accept file Y/N?]

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partypony April 9 2011, 05:27:12 UTC
[Y]

.....

I...uh...don't know if I can use this.

But fish shaped stuff is kinda fun.

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science_cake April 9 2011, 05:33:00 UTC
[A pause that goes on for just a tad too long, then]

P e r h a p s...

You may be able to provide assistance in the Aperture Science Baked Rewards Development team?

Have you considered applying?

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partypony April 9 2011, 05:39:22 UTC
A job? I could use one of those...

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science_cake April 9 2011, 05:46:57 UTC
Wonderful!

The application process is

relatively

short and painless and can be completed in merely { time estimate unavailable }.
...
A physical scan will be necessary for construction of appropriate attire.

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partypony April 9 2011, 06:24:43 UTC
Okie dokie! [She has no idea what most of that means]

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science_cake April 10 2011, 04:08:40 UTC
Please proceed to the following co-ordinates.

An entrance will be made available upon
                                 your
                    arrival.

... [A pause and then the rest of the transmission is Maximum Encryption Locked]

Tell me, how do you feel about Portals?

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