[Video] - Finheaded Rage Medley

[gditsideswipe]

[The feed opens up on a couch. Next to the couch is a rather high-tech looking sort of... chair. A chair hovering over the floor. Apparently a robotic wheelchair. Its owner is sprawled on the couch, judging from the bits of yellow armor visible from over the arm of the couch. On its own, the communicator seems to peer over the arm of the couch

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[swordofpeace]

[Headtilt.]

You're a very good singer.

[He's not so sure about your song's content, though.]

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[gditsideswipe]

Of course I am. I'm good at everything I do.

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[swordofpeace]

[Wing admits to being a little envious. He's really only good at one thing. Which is apparently not very useful here. ]

Does it make you happy? I imagine being better than everyone else would be...frustrating?

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[gditsideswipe]

Why? I'm better than they are, so, therefore, there's nothing I can't do.

It's just what I am. So, yeah, it's pretty great.

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[swordofpeace]

There's nothing you can't do? [The word 'walk' springs to his process queue, but no. Bad Wing.]

I'm surprised to hear this, honestly. I've heard you on the network and you...normally sound unhappy.

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[gditsideswipe]

Nothing.

... What, are you stalking me or something?

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[swordofpeace]

...Then why aren't you in charge? [He actually means it as an honest question. Shouldn't the one who is best at everything be the leader?]

[He laughs.] No, but as you said in your song, you are rather...noticeable?

And loud. [Yes, also loud.]

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[gditsideswipe]

Because I have better things to do than listen to everyone whine at me.

... Yeah, of course I am.

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[swordofpeace]

It's true: not everyone's cut out for leadership.

[Well, that makes sense. Wing wouldn't have wanted Dai Atlas's responsibilities, either, though he didn't quite see talking as 'whining'.]

You're Ratchet's friend, yes?

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[gditsideswipe]

Hey -- I had a command position for a while. And we were great. Because of me.

... I'm the one he stranded at his clinic, yeah.

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[swordofpeace]

I don't doubt it. You have a certain...ferociousness that is doubtless an asset in combat. [He says that like he's not entirely feeling that as a good thing.]

You're stranded? That doesn't sound like something Ratchet would do.

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[gditsideswipe]

That's what it takes to be the best of the best.

Then maybe you don't know him all that well.

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[swordofpeace]

The best of the best...at killing other mechs.

[He frowns, but maybe this one can tell him.] Is that what that insignia you wear means to you? Killing?

[Wing nods agreement.] I don't know anyone all that well, here. But is there something you need? While you're stranded?

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[gditsideswipe]

At everything. Yeah, I'm a soldier, but that doesn't mean it's all I'm good at.

Uh, no. It means "Autobot". [He says it in a tone of "Duh".]

My knees intact.

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[swordofpeace]

Ah, a soldier. I see. [He says it in a tone of vague disdain. Soldiers are not warriors. And definitely not knights.]

I am aware what it designates, actually, but thank you. I was asking more specifically why you'd fight as one.

[Wing is discovering one thing Sunstreaker's not good at, and that's civility.]

[He laughs.] I'm afraid I can't help you with that. But since you excel at everything, why don't you repair them yourself?

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[gditsideswipe]

Watch your tone, Pointy.

Then you should have been specific. Or did your maker just want to turn out vague, rambling models?

Because I'm not a medic? That's what Ratchet's for.