[video] I seem to have recovered from my death?

[choochoobrain]

[The video focuses on a grinning face. Astrotrain is so pleased that he's alive again, and back to torment his former leader.]

Greetings losers. Guess who's back!

[He rubs his chin almost thoughtfully as he sits in a very comfy chair. Well, as comfy as one can get having a tailfin ramming into the chair's back.]

Oh Malcolm. You tried to get rid of me, and yes. You failed. I want my fragging weapon back, by the way.

[He stands and adjusts the camera's angle, to make himself appear even taller than normal.]

You know, I don't need you. You wanna know why? Cos I got a body built for sin and an appetite for passion.

[Guitars are heard, seemingly out of nowhere.]

Yeah I can see the road to ruin and I'm lookin' for some action

I got my finger on the trigger and a match to the fuse

I'll make someone an offer that's too big to refuse

Tired of tryin' to be what I'll never be, Malcolm you could never see that

I am not your transport, I am not your grunt, I just wanna forget you

Time to take my chances, find somebody new

I just wanna fuh, I just wanna fuh, I just wanna forget you

I'm gonna set the night on fire, shootin' like a Roman Candle

Ooh yeah, I'm burnin' with desire and I'm much too hot to handle

I am a runaway crazy train, I'm out of control

If you try to put the breaks on, I'm still gonna roll

Tired of tryin' to do what you want me to, Malcolm I'm just tired of you, yeah

I am not your transport, I am not your grunt, I just wanna forget you

Time to take my chances, find somebody new

I just wanna fuh, I just wanna fuh, I just wanna forget you

Wake up Malcolm, don't you sleep, I can't take this one more week

If I can't go out to play, I can't make it one more day

I wanna play with dynamite, time is right for heavy breathing

Gettin' stone cold crazy till the dawn without a reason

I wanna take me a vacation down a long stretch of track

I'll find a new sensation and I ain't comin' back

Tired of tryin' to be what I'll never be, Malcolm you could never see that

I am not your transport, I am not your grunt

I wanna tell you this ain't no stupid stunt

I am not your transport, I am not your grunt

I just wanna fuh, I just wanna forget

I am not your transport, I am not your grunt, I just wanna forget you

Time to take my chances, find somebody new

I just wanna fuh, I just wanna fuh, I just wanna forget you

I am not your transport, I am not your grunt, I just wanna forget you

Time to take my chances, find somebody new

I just wanna fuh, I just wanna fuh, I just wanna forget you

I just wanna forget you, yeah!

[The music fades, and Astrotrain stares at the camera for a few moments.]

Uh, what was that?