[VIDEO]
I'm tired of all this shit happening to me. Fucking Thunderbiscuits, fucking perverted as hell synthetics, and before all this crap, it wasn't any easier.
[In the background, some piano music begins up.]
Who the fuck am I kidding, life sucked before I got here.
[Despite all sense of time, the video pans to the SUN RISING, and Isaac. Starts singing.]
I was watching my TV one night when they broke in with a special report
About some Decepticon rampage in Zone Two
There were thirty thousand crushed to death, even more were buried alive
It was a gorey robo-mess when it was through
[The camera zooms in, and it's Isaac in one of the parks, sinking to his knees and raising his hands to the sky.]
And I said, "God, please answer me one question?"
"Why'd they have to interrupt 'Star Trek: Next Gen.' just for this?"
What a drag, 'cause I was taping it and everything
And now I'll have to wait for the rerun to see the part of the show I missed
Why does this always happen?
Why does this always happen to me?
Why does this always happen?
Why, why does this always happen to me?
[His shoulders slouch.
Then, suddenly, he's somehow in the Ishimura. It's a musical number, just go with it.]
I was running from space zombies when my progress just slowed to a crawl
Stompin' bodies to survive, everybody else dead
And I saw brains and guts and vital organs splattered everywhere
As well as my boss Hammond's disembodied head
[Which all seems relatively factual, since he's surrounded by said gore, almost to a cartoonish level -- including his former captain's dead body.]
And I thought: Poor Zach, there goes his leg too--
Hey, wait a minute, he still owes me money - what a jerk
Well, there's five creds that I'm never gonna see again
Plus now, on top of everything else, Kendra's kind of goin' beserk.
[On the note on Kendra, some woman is flailing around in the background. Cut from the Ishimura to the park in Axiom again, with Isaac singing.]
Why does this always happen?
Why does this always happen to me?
Why does this always happen?
Why, why does this always happen to me?
[Once again, through the POWER OF SONG, Isaac is somewhere different, being chased down by some monsters.]
Oh, on the Sprawl, a hoard of leapers just tried to pin me down
And shit we were outside in the cold of space.
Well, one just managed to tackle me and tried to impale me, oh fuck.
So, I turned around and shot the fucker in the face (right in the face)
[BLAM in the leaper's face.]
Oh, and wouldn't you know it, the cutter jammed
I guess that's probably bound to happen now and then
But now I'm hallucinating the dead a little
And I know that I'll go end up stomping some more boxes again (more boxes again)
[In the park again, for the finale.]
Why does this always happen?
Why does this always happen to me?
Why does this always happen?
Why does this always happen to me?
Why does this always happen to me?
(Why does this always happen to me?)
Why does this always happen to me?
(Why does this always happen to me?)
[In the background, some piano music begins up.]
Who the fuck am I kidding, life sucked before I got here.
[Despite all sense of time, the video pans to the SUN RISING, and Isaac. Starts singing.]
I was watching my TV one night when they broke in with a special report
About some Decepticon rampage in Zone Two
There were thirty thousand crushed to death, even more were buried alive
It was a gorey robo-mess when it was through
[The camera zooms in, and it's Isaac in one of the parks, sinking to his knees and raising his hands to the sky.]
And I said, "God, please answer me one question?"
"Why'd they have to interrupt 'Star Trek: Next Gen.' just for this?"
What a drag, 'cause I was taping it and everything
And now I'll have to wait for the rerun to see the part of the show I missed
Why does this always happen?
Why does this always happen to me?
Why does this always happen?
Why, why does this always happen to me?
[His shoulders slouch.
Then, suddenly, he's somehow in the Ishimura. It's a musical number, just go with it.]
I was running from space zombies when my progress just slowed to a crawl
Stompin' bodies to survive, everybody else dead
And I saw brains and guts and vital organs splattered everywhere
As well as my boss Hammond's disembodied head
[Which all seems relatively factual, since he's surrounded by said gore, almost to a cartoonish level -- including his former captain's dead body.]
And I thought: Poor Zach, there goes his leg too--
Hey, wait a minute, he still owes me money - what a jerk
Well, there's five creds that I'm never gonna see again
Plus now, on top of everything else, Kendra's kind of goin' beserk.
[On the note on Kendra, some woman is flailing around in the background. Cut from the Ishimura to the park in Axiom again, with Isaac singing.]
Why does this always happen?
Why does this always happen to me?
Why does this always happen?
Why, why does this always happen to me?
[Once again, through the POWER OF SONG, Isaac is somewhere different, being chased down by some monsters.]
Oh, on the Sprawl, a hoard of leapers just tried to pin me down
And shit we were outside in the cold of space.
Well, one just managed to tackle me and tried to impale me, oh fuck.
So, I turned around and shot the fucker in the face (right in the face)
[BLAM in the leaper's face.]
Oh, and wouldn't you know it, the cutter jammed
I guess that's probably bound to happen now and then
But now I'm hallucinating the dead a little
And I know that I'll go end up stomping some more boxes again (more boxes again)
[In the park again, for the finale.]
Why does this always happen?
Why does this always happen to me?
Why does this always happen?
Why does this always happen to me?
Why does this always happen to me?
(Why does this always happen to me?)
Why does this always happen to me?
(Why does this always happen to me?)