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Mar 01, 2011 22:24

I need to not stay in this garage for one more day, or so help me. I am done with talking jets and talking whatever-the-hell Soundwave turns into.

Apartment location suggestions. Make them please. I will be de-fucking-lighted.

† dead space | isaac clarke

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aircommanderp March 2 2011, 06:43:26 UTC
Now you're leaving?

Why?

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runningerrands March 2 2011, 06:50:17 UTC
I said I'd work for you, not that I'd live with you.

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aircommanderp March 2 2011, 06:51:42 UTC
But your services are needed here.

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runningerrands March 2 2011, 06:52:22 UTC
What services. I fixed you and I'm working on your little pet project as much as I can.

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aircommanderp March 2 2011, 06:54:45 UTC
You'll be far less efficient with a commute.

What is your problem lately? Look, if I have not provided you enough toilets I can always get you more.

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runningerrands March 2 2011, 06:55:52 UTC
I'm sure there's a Cybertronian that turns into a fucking taxi or something.

I don't need more toilets. I think I've seen more toilets than any man should in his entire lifespan.

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aircommanderp March 2 2011, 06:57:52 UTC
Actually there is- but that aside, I don't understand why you're leaving? What if Dirge finds you, what then?

Then what is it that you want? I don't understand what seems to have gotten under your fragging suit today. This is the last thing I need right now.

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runningerrands March 2 2011, 06:58:54 UTC
Then I'll take him apart. It's like I'm an engineer or something.

Why are you so damn broken up about me finding a legit place to live?

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aircommanderp March 2 2011, 07:00:24 UTC
What if he just shoots you?!

Because you're mine and I require you here.

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runningerrands March 2 2011, 07:01:31 UTC
I'll be fine. Jeez, calm down.

I'm not your fucking property!

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aircommanderp March 2 2011, 07:06:08 UTC
Rgghhh.

But it's just. Things. Isaac. Things.

Things that I need you here for. Work and such. There's a lot of stuff that needs fixing.

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runningerrands March 2 2011, 07:07:20 UTC
Stuff like what?! I fixed you, I'm working on the project-- what the hell else do you have going on?

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aircommanderp March 2 2011, 07:11:04 UTC
Stuff like.

[PEW PEW. There's a mechanical howl of pain.]

Soundwave.

Oh poor, dear Soundwave. He's shot himself in the foot. He needs that fixed.

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runningerrands March 2 2011, 07:11:54 UTC


No. Soundwave is the last mech I wanna be fixing right now.

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aircommanderp March 2 2011, 07:13:11 UTC
But no I really need him fixed. He's my right-servo mech!

And now he's pissed.

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runningerrands March 2 2011, 07:14:08 UTC
Should have thought of that before you shot him, boss.

Not my fucking problem. You and Soundwave both can go kiss my ass. Assuming that creepy blue asshole has a mouth.

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