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Feb 17, 2011 13:55

[Hey, it's Ratchet! From the looks of the background, he seems to be inside the clinic. There's a big grin on his face and he looks genuinely pleased for once.]

Look what I found hiding behind a cart. [He holds a hand up into view and there's a little black and white rabbit sniffing around on his palm.]I guess it came from one of the farms around ( Read more... )

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[Video] wreckerverity February 17 2011, 20:44:22 UTC

[Riffling through this mysterious and awesome cookbook that just appeared on her doorstep the other day--but that turducken recipe gave it away, Cap'n Max.]

I got like...six ways to prepare one of them!

[Video] talks2stoplight February 17 2011, 21:19:20 UTC

Keeping, not eating.

[Video] wreckerverity February 17 2011, 21:32:58 UTC

[You? Are no fun. ]

Oh.

Well, you need like lettuce and stuff. You know, human food. And a hutch. And a name. It totally needs a name.

[Video] talks2stoplight February 18 2011, 00:49:52 UTC

[Eating your pets is FUN? You're more messed up than he realized, child.]

Sounds easy enough. ...What do you name a rabbit...?

[Video] wreckerverity February 18 2011, 01:05:00 UTC

[No, eating pets is delicious. Not that Verity knows much about pets, you know, busting out of foster care all those times didn't really give her much, you know, pet experience.]

Eh, how hard can it be, right? Veggies, water, a place to live--hey, you, uh, you might want to get it, you know...fixed and stuff.

[She remembers those Bugs Bunny cartoons. Rabbits...multiply. Like tribbles.]

[She shall wrack her brain for acceptable rabbit names.]

Uh. Let's see. Thumper? Foo-foo? Peter? Rabbit of Caerbannog?

...maybe Cujo. Yeah. Cujo. Has a nice ring to it, doncha think?

[Comment not here but Dirge agrees about eating pets being delicious] endless_avarice February 18 2011, 01:14:02 UTC

[Video] har har har keywords talks2stoplight February 18 2011, 03:41:35 UTC

Fixed? But it's not-- oh. [That took him a minute there.] I'll see what I can do. [He doesn't exactly have training in bunny physiology, but he'll look into it.]

...Cujo? Really? [Frown. He's not sure about this, but who else is he going to ask? Wheeljack? Ironhide? The talking pony?]

[Video] wreckerverity February 18 2011, 04:01:55 UTC

Yeah, well don't look at me, Ratchet. That stuff? So not my bag.

[You know, like rabbit...parts. Ew.]

What's wrong with Cujo?! It's a fraggin' awesome name. What were you thinking?

And how'd you find a slaggin' RABBIT out here anyway? What are you, the fraggin' Robot St Francis?

[Video] talks2stoplight February 18 2011, 04:16:20 UTC

Don't worry, you're off the hook.

[The rabbit has switched to his other hand now and he's scratching it between the ears with one finger. very. carefully.]

I didn't say anything was wrong with it! I don't know how you're supposed to name a rabbit- it's why I asked! Cujo is fine. That works. [Sheesh.]

The who? [He shrugs.] It just turned up. Maybe with all the TransTechs stomping around it was just looking for a place to hide.

[Video] wreckerverity February 18 2011, 04:25:05 UTC

Well...can I visit it sometime? [Because it does look all kinds of cute and fluffy and it has a super dopey adorable expression on its face at Ratchet's scritches
.]

You're supposed to name it something awesome. Cujo? Is awesome. Possibly awesome enough for two bunnies.

Man...! Just my luck. You get a cute fluffy bunny. I never get anything cool.

[Video] talks2stoplight February 18 2011, 04:35:17 UTC

Anytime you want. [C'mon, you know he's not gonna turn you away. His dopey Cujo bunny is your dopey Cujo bunny too.]

[He grins.] Sorry, I didn't realize you were in the market for a fluffy bunny.

[Video] wreckerverity February 18 2011, 04:42:21 UTC

[A wise choice, Ratchet, because she'd totally have swiped little Cujo if you'd said no.]

Well, what? Can't a girl like a little ultraviolence and fuzzy woodland creatures? Tsk. Small-minded, Ratchet, seriously.

[Video] talks2stoplight February 18 2011, 05:52:25 UTC

[He laughs.] Then the next time I see one that would match your arsenal, I'll be sure to save it for you.

[Video] wreckerverity February 18 2011, 05:56:08 UTC

Cute. Real fraggin' cute. That supposed to be funny or something?

[Don't diss the arsenal, mech. It's her meal ticket right now.]

[Video] talks2stoplight February 18 2011, 06:01:05 UTC

[...Maybe a bunny would soften up those nerves of your, Verity. He's going to look extra hard for you now.]

You're the one that suggested it.

[Video] wreckerverity February 18 2011, 06:05:10 UTC

[Well, she's jealous. You show up, you get a groovy clinic and a bunny. She shows up, she has to wear a pantsuit, work for an egotistical jet, and now does low level arena fighting for her income. Yeah, it seems...a bit unfair.]

[Yeah yeah, she knows, cry her a fraggin' river.]

Fine, whatever.

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