[Hey, it's Ratchet! From the looks of the background, he seems to be inside the clinic. There's a big grin on his face and he looks genuinely pleased for once.]
Look what I found hiding behind a cart. [He holds a hand up into view and there's a little black and white rabbit sniffing around on his palm.]I guess it came from one of the farms around
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I got like...six ways to prepare one of them!
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Oh.
Well, you need like lettuce and stuff. You know, human food. And a hutch. And a name. It totally needs a name.
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Sounds easy enough. ...What do you name a rabbit...?
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Eh, how hard can it be, right? Veggies, water, a place to live--hey, you, uh, you might want to get it, you know...fixed and stuff.
[She remembers those Bugs Bunny cartoons. Rabbits...multiply. Like tribbles.]
[She shall wrack her brain for acceptable rabbit names.]
Uh. Let's see. Thumper? Foo-foo? Peter? Rabbit of Caerbannog?
...maybe Cujo. Yeah. Cujo. Has a nice ring to it, doncha think?
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...Cujo? Really? [Frown. He's not sure about this, but who else is he going to ask? Wheeljack? Ironhide? The talking pony?]
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[You know, like rabbit...parts. Ew.]
What's wrong with Cujo?! It's a fraggin' awesome name. What were you thinking?
And how'd you find a slaggin' RABBIT out here anyway? What are you, the fraggin' Robot St Francis?
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[The rabbit has switched to his other hand now and he's scratching it between the ears with one finger. very. carefully.]
I didn't say anything was wrong with it! I don't know how you're supposed to name a rabbit- it's why I asked! Cujo is fine. That works. [Sheesh.]
The who? [He shrugs.] It just turned up. Maybe with all the TransTechs stomping around it was just looking for a place to hide.
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You're supposed to name it something awesome. Cujo? Is awesome. Possibly awesome enough for two bunnies.
Man...! Just my luck. You get a cute fluffy bunny. I never get anything cool.
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[He grins.] Sorry, I didn't realize you were in the market for a fluffy bunny.
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Well, what? Can't a girl like a little ultraviolence and fuzzy woodland creatures? Tsk. Small-minded, Ratchet, seriously.
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[Don't diss the arsenal, mech. It's her meal ticket right now.]
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You're the one that suggested it.
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[Yeah yeah, she knows, cry her a fraggin' river.]
Fine, whatever.
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