[video] And now for something completely different.
[Skywarp is smiling. This can't be good. He also has a big, obnoxious feathered hat. Don't ask where he got it, he won't remember.]
So it's almost that fleshy holiday Val...something. Meatsacks go on dates and give each other presents, it's supposed to be all lovey-dovey and all that slag.
[He shakes the hat.]
And some of you are about to go on dates. Presents would be nice.
[He reaches in the hat to draw the first names.]
Ooh first are some fleshbags! We got Roxanne and Dexter.
[Skywarp wiggles as he draws more names.]
Dirge is going with Screamer from my universe. Better bring Dirge a present.
Ratchet gets my awesome air commander Starscream.
Shockwave is with Astrotrain.
Wing and Wheeljack.
[As the last names are drawn, he looks almost disappointed. Apparently this didn't work out the way he had planned.]
Jazz...and me. I got an Autobutt?! YOU BETTER GET ME SOMETHING AWESOME. And take me somewhere awesome.
[There is a very large pout on his lip components as he shuts off the feed to go sulk.]
So it's almost that fleshy holiday Val...something. Meatsacks go on dates and give each other presents, it's supposed to be all lovey-dovey and all that slag.
[He shakes the hat.]
And some of you are about to go on dates. Presents would be nice.
[He reaches in the hat to draw the first names.]
Ooh first are some fleshbags! We got Roxanne and Dexter.
[Skywarp wiggles as he draws more names.]
Dirge is going with Screamer from my universe. Better bring Dirge a present.
Ratchet gets my awesome air commander Starscream.
Shockwave is with Astrotrain.
Wing and Wheeljack.
[As the last names are drawn, he looks almost disappointed. Apparently this didn't work out the way he had planned.]
Jazz...and me. I got an Autobutt?! YOU BETTER GET ME SOMETHING AWESOME. And take me somewhere awesome.
[There is a very large pout on his lip components as he shuts off the feed to go sulk.]