Feb 02, 2011 06:40
[The video kicks on. Skywarp is seated behind Magnum's desk at the Arena. If you're unfamiliar with his timestream? That's a smirky smirk on his face. ]
I would like a volunteer.
Now, of course, no one wants to volunteer blind,[perish the thought!] so allow me to explain.
My headline match for the upcoming Arena event has yet to get back to me on the fourth participant. [Frown; delays irritate jets so much.] Sadly, Sunstreaker's glorious return to the ring, and thus his return to financial solvency, cannot go forward without a suitable pairing to demonstrate his, um, talents.
So I'm forced to make a substitute main event. So you, dear volunteer, will be volunteering for a one-on-one headline match. Really, quite an impressive opportunity for a new fighter, to jump in at the top. I recommend only the truly bold take it. Rate is going rate, plus 50% should you win. And of course, you may choose to bet on yourself.
[...because Skywarp won't.]
† transformers: 2007 movie | skywarp